goddesses are just narrative booby prizes for women

Mediocre perfection

we wuz divinity n sheeit

isnt that called desperation

that's called liking someone's brains.

^

my somewhat exquisite love

i miss read interesting as interested

i'm so quick to create profiles there's no time for me to appreciate anything good about people <:honkhonk:620490774135701535>

Sounds like we're writing a depressing song

my somewhat perfect muse

Vaguely beautiful muse

Oh shit

You said nurse

Muse*

my more or less attractive partner

Ha

my armpiece that sorta distracts me from the other women I walk past in the street

sorta

Eating lamb and sheep cheese because it makes me feel like a nomadic pastoralist

oh my sweet beautiful enough thotty

my middling sexual homie

>come here fugly

beautiful enough to not give me eyestrain, but not beautiful enough that she gets any ideas.

I wanna be someones middling sexual homie

precisely

christ

what

we can dream

Garbage bag model

I could be a hand model if I didn't chew my nails for 25 years.

Bols is Christ

that's called aute cuture @mister

my hands are all scarred up

JUST LET ME HANDLE YOUR CLEANING PRODUCTS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol

still super smooth tho

Damn nigga ur old as fuck @Lucipher

my hands are smooth too, i haven't worked in construction <:smugpepe:619749634402942998>

GET OUT OF HERE YOU WHIPPER SNAPPER! *shakes fist*