4 pints

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First off you're a fucking coward because any pig worth their salt can finish a quart

Lol

@smallpaux i dont hate u because ur wokepilled

a gallom

LOL

Am I woke?

yes

but ur christian but its fine

thx

beer me

Real friends bully you

Me too

some men have a 6 pack
I have a keg

jk

All I have is dirt cheap vodka n yea

Yes

Tea

Like u take a sip n try not to puke

And it sucks at first

But then ur face goes numb

N ur nephrons tremble

And my lacerated left hand feels normal

I'm an alabama nigger and I wanna be free

Feck

Wot does it meen

It means

Hail to the NAACP

Is that nascar

That’s cool

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Sprite n bourbon

kind of want to try to dyson my dick now not gonna lie

@mushtreya

A cute coffee pie

Omg

11 man bad

Wait

a cutie pie