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redpill me on sargon

Sargon of Akkad (/ˈsɑːrɡɒn/; Akkadian: 𒈗𒁺 Šarru-ukīn or Šarru-kēn), also known as Sargon the Great, was the first ruler of the Akkadian Empire, known for his conquests of the Sumerian city-states in the 24th to 23rd centuries BC.
I copy pasted wikipedia, thank you wikipedia

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I think suffrage should be overhauled.

https://the-eye.eu/public/Books/Occult_Library/Grimoires/

https://the-eye.eu/public/Books/Occult_Library/Freemasonry/Freemason%20Bluebook.pdf

@everyone Office Hours tonight at 11 pm Central

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@everyone Ritual Office Hours tonight at 11 PM Central doing open requests for magic. Bring your degenerate friends.

I'm a furry wiccan

@discount chocolate eat them 🐰

fur sure

elephants are crazy

you did!

whats that

acid changed my life

try shrooms

@Meva yes it would be wonderful

I was the good witch yesterday

Sorry you missed it

so guise

What do you want to do to firebird?

It's time to zap him with magic

I think firebird can be flipped

to my experience, firebird knows not shit about magic

so

I mean even if he did Joy of Satan

it would be something

can you polish a firebird into gold?

@twistmoth commit

I don't get why people get annoyed at firebird when there are people like quality kontrol

Esoteric Patriarchy anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsn_tmUIuw

2 pints

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Am I woke?

moon you must keep your virginity intact

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeopathy

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/India_-_Varanasi_pharmacy_-_0830.jpg

I saw a hermaphrodite

im here at work

If I was a girl, no job needed, I would just sell bottles of piss on ebay.

ohhh shit, she googled shota

@Wir3 score

@Wir3 thats a really good gig

@Wir3 wow, he just buys them and jacks on them?

damn son

@Mixer Elixir The ShitPoster 🤡 good goal

That's legit Wir3

summon aliester crowley to fuck your mom

good night everybody

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvahFXmeZFU

@discount chocolate titty temple time

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a shade (translating Greek σκιά, Latin umbra) is the spirit or ghost of a dead person, residing in the underworld.

I dunno when I think of shades i think of the river styx

Chocolate should have her own nsfw channel

@Shane q-tip and isopropyl alcohol

I do it all the time

Hmmm behind that Fr?

Just pour isopropyl alcohol in your ear

Put your shower head on her pressure and spray in the ear

The name Lemegeton was probably naively invented because of the compiler's ignorance of Latin. He or she was no doubt familiar with the Clavicula Salomonis (Key of Solomon) and wanted to title this work the Little Key of Solomon; this became Lemegeton Clavicula Salomonis.

@Shane construct an adderall sigil and pray to adderall

Now try my method

ADDERAL
removed duplicates A D E R A L
removed vowels D R L
Take DRL and draw them joined together

https://youtu.be/_-5RZBKBl_A

Voice chat

@voicechat

I'm just a blessing slut.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHvpOtUd1wU

set in stone

The pomelo, shaddock, or in scientific terms Citrus maxima or Citrus grandis, is the largest citrus fruit from the family Rutaceae. It is a natural, i.e., non-hybrid, citrus fruit, similar in appearance to a large grapefruit, native to South and Southeast Asia.

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SOAP YOUR DOG

S O A P D O G

We can necromantically invoke the kitten and infuse it with demonic power and curse her with demonic cat spirits

Magick is the highest most absolute and divinest knowledge of Natural Philosophy advanced in its works and wonderfull operations by a right understanding of the inward and occult vertue of things, so that true agents being applyed to proper patients, strange and admirable effects will thereby be produced; whence magicians are profound & diligent searchers into Nature; they because of their skill know how to anticipate an effect which to the vulgar shall seeme a miracle.

Origen saith that the Magical Art doth not contain any thing subsisting, but although it should yet that must not be evil or subject to contempt or scorne; and doth distinguish the Natural Magick from that which is Diabolical.

Was he a eunuch?

Damn

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This noble science often degenerates, and from Natural becomes Diabolical, from true philosophy turns to Negromancy which is wholly to be charged uppon its followers who abusing or not being capable of that high and mystical knowledge do immediately hearken to the temptations of Sathan, and are misled by him into the study of the black art. Hence it is that Magick lyes under disgrace, and they who seeke after it are vulgarly esteemed Sorcerers. And the fraternity of the Rosy Crucians thought it not fit to stile themselves Magicians, but philosophers, they are not ignorant Empiricks but learned and experienced physicians whose remedies are not only lawfull but divine.

Robert Turner is lit

Purple is literally best color

Mathers? Kek

Doctor Rudd @Verchiel

The fifth part is a Booke of orations and prayers that wise Salomon used upon the alter in the Temple which is called Artem Novam [sic. Ars Nova] The wch was revealed to Salomon by the holy angel of God called Michael, and he also recieved [sic] many breef Notes written by the fingar of God wch was deliverd4 to him by ye said Angell, with Thunder claps, without wc Notes [K] Salomon hadd never obtained to his great knowledge, for by them in short time he knew all arts and siences both good and badd which from these Notes [this book] is [also] called Ars Notoria.

The 29th spirit in order is Named Astaroth, he is a Mighty & strong duke, & appeareth in [the] forme of an unbeautifull angel, ridding on an Infernall like dragon, and carring in his right hand a viper (you must not lett him come to neare yu least he doe yu damage by his stinking Breath.) Therefore ye Exorcist must hold ye Magicall Ring50 nere to his face and yt will defend him he giveth true answares of things present past & to come & can discover all secreets; he will declare willingly how ye spirits fell, if desired, & ye reason of his own fall. He can make men wounderfull knowing in all Liberall siences; he ruleth 40 Legions of spirits, his seal is as this [shown], wch weare as a Lamen before yu, or else he will not obey you.

Can anyone tell me what is missing from the description?