Message from @Syzchan

Discord ID: 637399743223300096


2019-10-25 21:15:25 UTC  

airing out dirty laundry generally gets one killed

2019-10-25 21:15:26 UTC  

lmfao

2019-10-25 21:15:37 UTC  

It's not that dirty

2019-10-25 21:15:52 UTC  

pleb

2019-10-25 21:16:08 UTC  

r u ok?

2019-10-25 21:16:34 UTC  

let the brown snake slide

2019-10-25 21:16:35 UTC  

bro

2019-10-25 21:16:37 UTC  

There's a guy at this coffee shop who makes me really uncomfortable

2019-10-25 21:16:55 UTC  

And he is nice but he's always on my case

2019-10-25 21:17:07 UTC  

And I'm avoiding eye contact because he's going to sit with me

2019-10-25 21:17:16 UTC  

you should prolly

2019-10-25 21:17:20 UTC  

ram ur 13 foot pole

2019-10-25 21:17:22 UTC  

up his pooper

2019-10-25 21:17:50 UTC  

He's this middle aged guy with Asperger's and I enjoy hearing people's stories that's why I come here but this guy takes it too far

2019-10-25 21:18:00 UTC  

oof

2019-10-25 21:18:11 UTC  

He said he wants to take me to his place and show me erotic poetry

2019-10-25 21:18:36 UTC  

😭

2019-10-25 21:18:42 UTC  

<:yikes:620490020457021440>

2019-10-25 21:18:43 UTC  

But I can't be mean to him

2019-10-25 21:19:01 UTC  

@baluigiWelcome to Xyzygy! For rules and information, please check <#618970630296961035>. There are now **811** members on the server.

2019-10-25 21:19:04 UTC  

what's this can't

2019-10-25 21:19:07 UTC  

He's just a lot

2019-10-25 21:19:24 UTC  

I'm the monke

2019-10-25 21:19:28 UTC  

>middle aged
>aspergers
>works at a coffee shop
>writes erotic poetry

You should send him a server invite hed probly enjoy it here

2019-10-25 21:19:35 UTC  

No he doesn't work here

2019-10-25 21:19:49 UTC  

@DukeOfPearlDiving is that dude 100%

2019-10-25 21:19:52 UTC  

He's a regular. My friend own this place

2019-10-25 21:20:20 UTC  

wat

2019-10-25 21:20:28 UTC  

I'm nobodies dude

2019-10-25 21:20:31 UTC  

If I look at him he's just going to grill me with personal questions

2019-10-25 21:20:44 UTC  

nothing wrong with my erotic poetry >:[

2019-10-25 21:20:59 UTC  

so

2019-10-25 21:21:04 UTC  

is this

2019-10-25 21:21:04 UTC  

reiko's harem

2019-10-25 21:21:05 UTC  

?

2019-10-25 21:21:12 UTC  

uh

2019-10-25 21:22:47 UTC  

>middle aged
>aspergers
>creepily wants you over his place for XXX poetry
this is the @DukeOfPearlDiving checklist

2019-10-25 21:23:04 UTC  

porn captions are hot tbh

2019-10-25 21:23:14 UTC  
2019-10-25 21:23:16 UTC  

pfft