bro

There's a guy at this coffee shop who makes me really uncomfortable

And he is nice but he's always on my case

And I'm avoiding eye contact because he's going to sit with me

you should prolly

ram ur 13 foot pole

up his pooper

He's this middle aged guy with Asperger's and I enjoy hearing people's stories that's why I come here but this guy takes it too far

oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HI8gIJDbzA

He said he wants to take me to his place and show me erotic poetry

😭

<:yikes:620490020457021440>

But I can't be mean to him

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what's this can't

He's just a lot

I'm the monke

>middle aged
>aspergers
>works at a coffee shop
>writes erotic poetry

You should send him a server invite hed probly enjoy it here

No he doesn't work here

@DukeOfPearlDiving is that dude 100%

He's a regular. My friend own this place

wat

I'm nobodies dude

If I look at him he's just going to grill me with personal questions

nothing wrong with my erotic poetry >:[

so

is this

reiko's harem

?

uh

>middle aged
>aspergers
>creepily wants you over his place for XXX poetry
this is the @DukeOfPearlDiving checklist

porn captions are hot tbh

https://youtu.be/iRUD2Daz5q8

pfft

you projecting @Cooper

you wish

if I was then I'd be your best bro

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u a folie

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