good on you I guess

i've never done it lmao

i just say it's easy money

and it's not sex

Relevant Work Experience:
-Slept on some old fat guys throughout all my 20s, i have no skills plz hire me

just sell your piss on the internet

more like

10 years of experience on customer service

tbh considerin selling piss tbh

piss selling is a good gig

but im too poor to afford the jars atm

can't compete against delphine

and mail duties

nah but delphines too expensive

i can undercut her

@0099 start small, coke bottles full of piss $50 a pop

ah thats a fuckn good idea

50 lmao

"im too poor to afford jars"

lmao

wait like 1.25l bottles or like the 375ml ones

you can sell coke bottles and say you trap spirits inside them

people would buy them

20 fl oz

@smallpaux @smallpaux @smallpaux @smallpaux @smallpaux @smallpaux @smallpaux @smallpaux

fluid ounces

@dark364

(You)

make it personal, like "inside this bottle there's a 48yo doctor from ww2"

and write a bio

20 fluid oz is like what 700ml

One time i was offering free period pads from Amazon cause i forgot to return these knock off fake period pads that leaked in 10 min.
I had a guy message me "are they used?"
I said no
He was very dissapointed so I asked if he would buy bloody period pads
He said "yes I would, I have problems"

Got bottles full of pp spirits already whos buyin

I considered getting period pads to drip with beef blood on them instead.

wolfy sell hair oil

The female experience is so weird

thatd be scamming u bitch