Message from @smallpaux

Discord ID: 638424207038087184


2019-10-28 17:06:49 UTC  

if i can get 50€ for 30 minutes of stepping on someone

2019-10-28 17:06:50 UTC  

vs

2019-10-28 17:07:00 UTC  

5 hours of a regular job

2019-10-28 17:07:14 UTC  

or fucking a gross person

2019-10-28 17:07:49 UTC  

well if you want your future to be as a weird sex worker

2019-10-28 17:07:53 UTC  

good on you I guess

2019-10-28 17:08:06 UTC  

i've never done it lmao

2019-10-28 17:08:13 UTC  

i just say it's easy money

2019-10-28 17:08:25 UTC  

and it's not sex

2019-10-28 17:08:39 UTC  

Relevant Work Experience:
-Slept on some old fat guys throughout all my 20s, i have no skills plz hire me

2019-10-28 17:08:43 UTC  

just sell your piss on the internet

2019-10-28 17:08:57 UTC  

more like

2019-10-28 17:09:03 UTC  

10 years of experience on customer service

2019-10-28 17:09:05 UTC  

tbh considerin selling piss tbh

2019-10-28 17:09:17 UTC  

piss selling is a good gig

2019-10-28 17:09:21 UTC  

but im too poor to afford the jars atm

2019-10-28 17:09:25 UTC  

can't compete against delphine

2019-10-28 17:09:26 UTC  

and mail duties

2019-10-28 17:09:35 UTC  

nah but delphines too expensive

2019-10-28 17:09:38 UTC  

i can undercut her

2019-10-28 17:09:52 UTC  

@0099 start small, coke bottles full of piss $50 a pop

2019-10-28 17:10:01 UTC  

ah thats a fuckn good idea

2019-10-28 17:10:02 UTC  

50 lmao

2019-10-28 17:10:06 UTC  

"im too poor to afford jars"

2019-10-28 17:10:09 UTC  

lmao

2019-10-28 17:10:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/638424290747875348/image0-133.jpg

2019-10-28 17:10:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/638424298301816832/image0-133.jpg

2019-10-28 17:10:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/638424309173583903/image0-133.jpg

2019-10-28 17:10:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/638424322989621339/image0-133.jpg

2019-10-28 17:10:23 UTC  

wait like 1.25l bottles or like the 375ml ones

2019-10-28 17:10:38 UTC  

you can sell coke bottles and say you trap spirits inside them

2019-10-28 17:10:42 UTC  

people would buy them

2019-10-28 17:10:45 UTC  

20 fl oz

2019-10-28 17:11:01 UTC  

fluid ounces

2019-10-28 17:11:08 UTC  
2019-10-28 17:11:15 UTC  

(You)

2019-10-28 17:11:24 UTC  

make it personal, like "inside this bottle there's a 48yo doctor from ww2"

2019-10-28 17:11:30 UTC  

and write a bio

2019-10-28 17:11:31 UTC  

20 fluid oz is like what 700ml

2019-10-28 17:11:32 UTC  

One time i was offering free period pads from Amazon cause i forgot to return these knock off fake period pads that leaked in 10 min.
I had a guy message me "are they used?"
I said no
He was very dissapointed so I asked if he would buy bloody period pads
He said "yes I would, I have problems"