https://youtu.be/iFvoNMfFCDc

First 5 seconds...

"Thralled here, sellin my own blood"

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we invented fleshlights

it's called the ham tube

Im fuckin dead

technique

His facial expression

Bruhhhhhhhhh

When he says that

Selling blood to buy crack

you grab one of this

and some ham

Bruh if you want the bar none beat masturbator known to man, you get one of those cheap silicone jelly sleeve things that looks like what's inside a flesh light (like $10-20), then you get a shitty cheap cock pump ($15-25), then you out the sleeve inside the pump

and then go diy

https://youtu.be/_bsmiBH7AFQ

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I just got charged 126 fucking quid for a phone call aaaaahhhhhh <:pissed:640245029238997005>

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quid hahahahaha

quid quid quid

I can confirm that the cheap jelly-like cocksleeves are better than the average proper fleshlight

quidward hahahhaa

Do yourself a massive fucking favor if you wanna stick your dick in toys and buy warming lube

we had that too

@Shane why not just fuck your girlfriend <:nice:620490020398170122>

we just put yogurt in the microwave

I fucked her yesterday <:tickled:619648134561267723>

That's a lie

But also she isnt with me all the time and I'm horny all the time

Dick suck Tuesday

I did both sonny

Gay

Nah bro

Fellatio Friday

Vc @Kru§ol

Can't I'm at work

Gay

I know ya are but I don't judge

Thanks

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Akeldama got the sleep schedule of a productive member of society but the vc schedule of a neet