Message from @Akeldama

Discord ID: 641690509907197982


2019-11-06 17:26:48 UTC  

quid quid quid

2019-11-06 17:26:48 UTC  

I can confirm that the cheap jelly-like cocksleeves are better than the average proper fleshlight

2019-11-06 17:26:52 UTC  

quidward hahahhaa

2019-11-06 17:27:03 UTC  

Do yourself a massive fucking favor if you wanna stick your dick in toys and buy warming lube

2019-11-06 17:27:14 UTC  

we had that too

2019-11-06 17:27:18 UTC  

@Shane why not just fuck your girlfriend <:nice:620490020398170122>

2019-11-06 17:27:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/641690092012044288/image0.jpg

2019-11-06 17:27:24 UTC  

we just put yogurt in the microwave

2019-11-06 17:27:39 UTC  

I fucked her yesterday <:tickled:619648134561267723>

2019-11-06 17:27:47 UTC  

That's a lie

2019-11-06 17:27:51 UTC  

But also she isnt with me all the time and I'm horny all the time

2019-11-06 17:27:56 UTC  

Dick suck Tuesday

2019-11-06 17:28:03 UTC  

I did both sonny

2019-11-06 17:28:06 UTC  

Gay

2019-11-06 17:28:08 UTC  

Nah bro

2019-11-06 17:28:12 UTC  

Fellatio Friday

2019-11-06 17:28:15 UTC  
2019-11-06 17:28:20 UTC  

Can't I'm at work

2019-11-06 17:28:23 UTC  

Gay

2019-11-06 17:28:35 UTC  

I know ya are but I don't judge

2019-11-06 17:28:59 UTC  

Thanks

2019-11-06 17:29:07 UTC  

<:howdy:633167497113108500>

2019-11-06 17:30:23 UTC  

Akeldama got the sleep schedule of a productive member of society but the vc schedule of a neet

2019-11-06 17:31:28 UTC  

2019-11-06 17:32:04 UTC  

ok

2019-11-06 17:34:15 UTC  

I wake up at 8

2019-11-06 17:34:21 UTC  

go to bed around 2 am

2019-11-06 17:34:49 UTC  

@sky daddy why is this deadly accurate

2019-11-06 17:34:55 UTC  

I'd imagine he's the same

2019-11-06 17:35:01 UTC  

No

2019-11-06 17:35:09 UTC  

I go to bed at 10:30 and I wake up at 6

2019-11-06 17:35:16 UTC  

And I conduct business

2019-11-06 17:35:17 UTC  

jeez

2019-11-06 17:35:18 UTC  

Reee

2019-11-06 17:35:26 UTC  

10:30

2019-11-06 17:35:51 UTC  

And during my free time I hop on discord and then I do some path working in the tree of life and then more business and then maybe some video games and I go to sleep

2019-11-06 17:36:05 UTC  

Hang out with friends and family you know the usual

2019-11-06 17:36:57 UTC  

Some days when I need to get a lot of work done I would go to sleep earlier and wake up at 4

2019-11-06 17:37:18 UTC  

Sleep is a very important bodily function and we should never forsake it

2019-11-06 17:37:29 UTC  

ok

2019-11-06 17:37:56 UTC  

TL;DR Life