Also

Right when I typed happening they said happen

Lol

oh hell no

Went to gamestop today to trade in some joy-cons and the new zelda to get another actually decent switch controller

Now they just said the one place on earth

I’m terrified of

Impossible

Decided to get the gamecube style one for playing smash when I host get togethers and we wanna have a drinking smash tournament

Ask them if it comes with batteries

They say it does

Now he says “coincidence or something more”

It has batteries in it

Fml

Get home, try to connect controller

Bitch won't turn on

Try all the sync options

Flip batteries around, give the thing a good shake, nothing

Grab fresh batteries and switch them out

Controller immediately works perfectly

These niggers really sold me dead batteries

Uh oh

uh oh

More evidence gamestop doesnt actually check to see if anything used works properly before selling it

At least the controller itself is in working order

I got so much work to do

Bitch why you mean

https://hal.archives-ouvertes.fr/hal-01127694/document

hi dollie

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Im surrounded by folie women and i love it

haha

Don't stick your dick in crazy

wolfy feeding off that chaotic energy

First rule of magic

What if the dick is crazy too

Thats the loophole

Then you get life

You get bonus magic for that

terrible lifeforms

Like humans