Message from @syz

Discord ID: 642272031869501442


2019-11-08 07:55:47 UTC  

Fml

2019-11-08 07:55:54 UTC  

Get home, try to connect controller

2019-11-08 07:55:59 UTC  

Bitch won't turn on

2019-11-08 07:56:05 UTC  

Try all the sync options

2019-11-08 07:56:20 UTC  

Flip batteries around, give the thing a good shake, nothing

2019-11-08 07:56:27 UTC  

Grab fresh batteries and switch them out

2019-11-08 07:56:33 UTC  

Controller immediately works perfectly

2019-11-08 07:56:51 UTC  

These niggers really sold me dead batteries

2019-11-08 07:57:04 UTC  

Uh oh

2019-11-08 07:57:31 UTC  

uh oh

2019-11-08 07:57:32 UTC  

More evidence gamestop doesnt actually check to see if anything used works properly before selling it

2019-11-08 07:57:49 UTC  

At least the controller itself is in working order

2019-11-08 07:58:06 UTC  

I got so much work to do

2019-11-08 07:58:17 UTC  

Bitch why you mean

2019-11-08 07:58:25 UTC  

hi dollie

2019-11-08 07:58:34 UTC  

?

2019-11-08 07:59:11 UTC  

Im surrounded by folie women and i love it

2019-11-08 07:59:36 UTC  

haha

2019-11-08 07:59:41 UTC  

Don't stick your dick in crazy

2019-11-08 07:59:45 UTC  

wolfy feeding off that chaotic energy

2019-11-08 07:59:46 UTC  

First rule of magic

2019-11-08 07:59:56 UTC  

What if the dick is crazy too

2019-11-08 08:00:06 UTC  

Thats the loophole

2019-11-08 08:00:10 UTC  

Then you get life

2019-11-08 08:00:12 UTC  

You get bonus magic for that

2019-11-08 08:00:19 UTC  

terrible lifeforms

2019-11-08 08:00:25 UTC  

Like humans

2019-11-08 08:00:37 UTC  

7070 more like 7171

2019-11-08 08:00:43 UTC  

Boomer fuck

2019-11-08 08:00:51 UTC  

booooosh

2019-11-08 08:00:59 UTC  

Good ones

2019-11-08 08:01:07 UTC  

7070 more like zib zab

2019-11-08 08:01:19 UTC  

I’m not a boomer I’m an exumer

2019-11-08 08:01:23 UTC  

haha

2019-11-08 08:01:29 UTC  

nice.

2019-11-08 08:01:32 UTC  

t!cookie @7070

2019-11-08 08:01:32 UTC  

2019-11-08 08:01:34 UTC  

Tfw this folie wahmen is less coherent than the folie wahmen who learned english by watching us shitpost

2019-11-08 08:01:35 UTC  

ok boomer

2019-11-08 08:01:36 UTC  

Finally