Message from @Shane

Discord ID: 642270951182041089


2019-11-08 07:52:55 UTC  

I didn’t even bring a change of clothes kek

2019-11-08 07:53:14 UTC  

Walk of shame tomorrow

2019-11-08 07:53:18 UTC  

just remove underwear tomorrow

2019-11-08 07:53:23 UTC  

ok

2019-11-08 07:53:31 UTC  

I wish I would’ve brought books and muh ritual shit too

2019-11-08 07:53:32 UTC  

Turn them inside out

2019-11-08 07:53:35 UTC  

So bored

2019-11-08 07:53:36 UTC  

"The Principles of Truth are Seven; he who knows these,
    understandingly, possesses the Magic Key before whose
    touch all the Doors of the Temple fly open."--The Kybalion.

The Seven Hermetic Principles, upon which the entire Hermetic Philosophy is based, are as follows:

    1. The Principle of Mentalism.
    2. The Principle of Correspondence.
    3. The Principle of Vibration.
    4. The Principle of Polarity.
    5. The Principle of Rhythm.
    6. The Principle of Cause and Effect.
    7. The Principle of Gender.

2019-11-08 07:53:55 UTC  

@mister I think I’ll just launder my underwear tbqh

2019-11-08 07:54:21 UTC  

@sky daddy saved and <:based:620490020536451072>

2019-11-08 07:54:28 UTC  

Lol tv says interstate 7

2019-11-08 07:54:34 UTC  

It’s happening

2019-11-08 07:54:37 UTC  

Also

2019-11-08 07:54:44 UTC  

Right when I typed happening they said happen

2019-11-08 07:54:47 UTC  

Lol

2019-11-08 07:54:57 UTC  

oh hell no

2019-11-08 07:55:01 UTC  

Went to gamestop today to trade in some joy-cons and the new zelda to get another actually decent switch controller

2019-11-08 07:55:07 UTC  

Now they just said the one place on earth

2019-11-08 07:55:11 UTC  

I’m terrified of

2019-11-08 07:55:20 UTC  

Impossible

2019-11-08 07:55:27 UTC  

Decided to get the gamecube style one for playing smash when I host get togethers and we wanna have a drinking smash tournament

2019-11-08 07:55:36 UTC  

Ask them if it comes with batteries

2019-11-08 07:55:39 UTC  

They say it does

2019-11-08 07:55:40 UTC  

Now he says “coincidence or something more”

2019-11-08 07:55:44 UTC  

It has batteries in it

2019-11-08 07:55:47 UTC  

Fml

2019-11-08 07:55:54 UTC  

Get home, try to connect controller

2019-11-08 07:55:59 UTC  

Bitch won't turn on

2019-11-08 07:56:05 UTC  

Try all the sync options

2019-11-08 07:56:20 UTC  

Flip batteries around, give the thing a good shake, nothing

2019-11-08 07:56:27 UTC  

Grab fresh batteries and switch them out

2019-11-08 07:56:33 UTC  

Controller immediately works perfectly

2019-11-08 07:56:51 UTC  

These niggers really sold me dead batteries

2019-11-08 07:57:04 UTC  

Uh oh

2019-11-08 07:57:31 UTC  

uh oh

2019-11-08 07:57:32 UTC  

More evidence gamestop doesnt actually check to see if anything used works properly before selling it

2019-11-08 07:57:49 UTC  

At least the controller itself is in working order

2019-11-08 07:58:06 UTC  

I got so much work to do

2019-11-08 07:58:17 UTC  

Bitch why you mean

2019-11-08 07:58:25 UTC  

hi dollie