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What

>mfw the governor of Ireland informs me that the years harvest has been spoiled by widespread blight, and that a famine that could potentially kill millions is imminent. Sensing the impending disaster lurking around the corner, I export all remaining edible foodstuffs in the country back to England in response.

How do I get energy

HOW DO I GET ENERGY

DJ DJ DJ

cocaine

What kind of energy

Big pp energy?

U must harvest it

From the children

Shut up moon

God

Why do you even

Moomoon are you cute

No

`I'm so freash you can suck my nuts`

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Be nice

No

Moon man bad

@Cursed i know ur only mean to me to cover up ur true feelings

?shoot @tsutsuki

moon man is what happens when you live in a silver age @Dorieus

https://youtu.be/Av1UYnfRxIY

Moon listen to that

`Because Mercury was not one of the early deities surviving from the Roman Kingdom, he was not assigned a flamen ("priest"), but he did have his own major festival, on 15 May, the Mercuralia. During the Mercuralia, merchants sprinkled water from his sacred well near the Porta Capena on their heads.`

Its not for me

`The United States' so-called Mercury dime, issued from 1916 to 1945, actually features a Winged Liberty and not the god Mercury, but is so named because of a misinterpretation of the goddess's Phrygian cap as wings.`

So today I got to read a message from our district manager that we have a new policy that we cant even put laptops on the counter in front of a customer before they purchase it, and the story behind this is fucking amazing, one of the stores in our district had an old dude in a wheelchair start ringing up for a laptop, and when the clerk set it down, this motherfucker grabbed the laptop and rolled away faster than the employees could catch him

Imagine being outrun by a man with no fucking legs

kek

`DEJA VU`

@Water I'd smash moon <:smugpepe:619749634402942998>

Then stab her

you'd smash anything that tolerated you

Hey bb

Lemme smash

A hole is a hole

Any hole's a goal