Message from @Cursed
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Oh I have powers of a kind
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What
>mfw the governor of Ireland informs me that the years harvest has been spoiled by widespread blight, and that a famine that could potentially kill millions is imminent. Sensing the impending disaster lurking around the corner, I export all remaining edible foodstuffs in the country back to England in response.

How do I get energy
HOW DO I GET ENERGY
DJ DJ DJ
cocaine
What kind of energy
Big pp energy?
U must harvest it
From the children
Shut up moon
God
Why do you even
Moomoon are you cute
No
<:yeesh:630878470225788928>
Be nice
No
Moon man bad
Moon listen to that
`Because Mercury was not one of the early deities surviving from the Roman Kingdom, he was not assigned a flamen ("priest"), but he did have his own major festival, on 15 May, the Mercuralia. During the Mercuralia, merchants sprinkled water from his sacred well near the Porta Capena on their heads.`
Its not for me
`The United States' so-called Mercury dime, issued from 1916 to 1945, actually features a Winged Liberty and not the god Mercury, but is so named because of a misinterpretation of the goddess's Phrygian cap as wings.`
So today I got to read a message from our district manager that we have a new policy that we cant even put laptops on the counter in front of a customer before they purchase it, and the story behind this is fucking amazing, one of the stores in our district had an old dude in a wheelchair start ringing up for a laptop, and when the clerk set it down, this motherfucker grabbed the laptop and rolled away faster than the employees could catch him
Imagine being outrun by a man with no fucking legs
kek
`DEJA VU`
Then stab her
you'd smash anything that tolerated you
