Message from @Major Slow

Discord ID: 647297327945482240


2019-11-22 04:44:40 UTC  

My Wheels

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/647296369131782176/1521784988106833.jpg

2019-11-22 04:45:33 UTC  

I have my Bois flank all the way 15 fucking miles at night around the perimeter and set up on a roof in the city and waited three days as the city was occupied by opfor for them to attack out into the forest

2019-11-22 04:45:36 UTC  

We were planning on making a "battleground" outta snow, because it snows 6 months outta year where I live.

2019-11-22 04:45:44 UTC  

Major, to level with you, that does sound incredibly fun, yet, this is still a larp by definitionn

2019-11-22 04:45:53 UTC  

Larp larp

2019-11-22 04:45:53 UTC  

Literally caught the niggers in a cauldron

2019-11-22 04:46:00 UTC  

Larp isnt necessarily an insult

2019-11-22 04:46:09 UTC  

Kept whittling them down

2019-11-22 04:46:23 UTC  

Larpping is cool if it isn't 60 year old fat women pretending to be wizards

2019-11-22 04:46:37 UTC  

You mean wiccanism

2019-11-22 04:46:56 UTC  

Only reason one if ours got hit was he was irl shitposting pissing off the side of the building screaming that they can suck his dick mid firefight

2019-11-22 04:47:03 UTC  

We were also wasted

2019-11-22 04:47:04 UTC  

My bad, shane <:ragee:610006749184786433>

2019-11-22 04:47:15 UTC  

<:enbSleeper:239925821765058561>

2019-11-22 04:47:16 UTC  

Thats a good way to go out tbh

2019-11-22 04:47:30 UTC  

45 kills

2019-11-22 04:47:45 UTC  

Not including the main detachment holding the treeline

2019-11-22 04:47:52 UTC  

Just from us 5

2019-11-22 04:47:53 UTC  

<:salute:612868462062338053> <:salute:612868462062338053>

2019-11-22 04:48:04 UTC  

<:aragourd:619649633936736256>

2019-11-22 04:48:29 UTC  

We waited two fuckin days on that roof

2019-11-22 04:48:36 UTC  

TWO FUCKING DAYS

2019-11-22 04:48:42 UTC  

surrounded by niggas

2019-11-22 04:49:22 UTC  

All clouds have a silver lining, imagine getting dick cancer right, not prostate or testicular, just like cancer growth on your shaft, that would suck to find out, HOWEVER, thats free girth.

2019-11-22 04:49:54 UTC  

The key to battlefield tactics

2019-11-22 04:50:11 UTC  

Is to go so balls to the wall that no one would ever expect it

2019-11-22 04:50:15 UTC  

And do it well

2019-11-22 04:50:36 UTC  

Brb dipping my pp in a nuclear cooldown tank

2019-11-22 04:50:44 UTC  

Destiny is what you make it

2019-11-22 04:50:48 UTC  

Also knowing strategy obv

2019-11-22 04:51:06 UTC  

If you don't Kno clearing procedure ur fyct

2019-11-22 04:51:19 UTC  

T-pose @ enemies

2019-11-22 04:51:31 UTC  

Show no fear; only **dominance**

2019-11-22 04:51:50 UTC  

dominance

2019-11-22 04:52:10 UTC  

<a:The_Truth:625794841732841502>

2019-11-22 04:52:12 UTC  

I also killed three niggas with a grenade

2019-11-22 04:52:18 UTC  

<:eagasm:620490173255254035>

2019-11-22 04:52:32 UTC  

Me on cod

2019-11-22 04:52:38 UTC  

To die is not to lose the war, the only loss is to be cucked by the enemy

2019-11-22 04:52:55 UTC  

<:caillounigga:641333462556475392>

2019-11-22 04:53:26 UTC  

If you've never thrown an airsoft grenade into a latrine and ran away as they were screaming that their dick just got hit you've never lived