Message from @Major Slow

Discord ID: 647298574660534293


2019-11-22 04:48:29 UTC  

We waited two fuckin days on that roof

2019-11-22 04:48:36 UTC  

TWO FUCKING DAYS

2019-11-22 04:48:42 UTC  

surrounded by niggas

2019-11-22 04:49:22 UTC  

All clouds have a silver lining, imagine getting dick cancer right, not prostate or testicular, just like cancer growth on your shaft, that would suck to find out, HOWEVER, thats free girth.

2019-11-22 04:49:54 UTC  

The key to battlefield tactics

2019-11-22 04:50:11 UTC  

Is to go so balls to the wall that no one would ever expect it

2019-11-22 04:50:15 UTC  

And do it well

2019-11-22 04:50:36 UTC  

Brb dipping my pp in a nuclear cooldown tank

2019-11-22 04:50:44 UTC  

Destiny is what you make it

2019-11-22 04:50:48 UTC  

Also knowing strategy obv

2019-11-22 04:51:06 UTC  

If you don't Kno clearing procedure ur fyct

2019-11-22 04:51:19 UTC  

T-pose @ enemies

2019-11-22 04:51:31 UTC  

Show no fear; only **dominance**

2019-11-22 04:51:50 UTC  

dominance

2019-11-22 04:52:10 UTC  

<a:The_Truth:625794841732841502>

2019-11-22 04:52:12 UTC  

I also killed three niggas with a grenade

2019-11-22 04:52:18 UTC  

<:eagasm:620490173255254035>

2019-11-22 04:52:32 UTC  

Me on cod

2019-11-22 04:52:38 UTC  

To die is not to lose the war, the only loss is to be cucked by the enemy

2019-11-22 04:52:55 UTC  

<:caillounigga:641333462556475392>

2019-11-22 04:53:26 UTC  

If you've never thrown an airsoft grenade into a latrine and ran away as they were screaming that their dick just got hit you've never lived

2019-11-22 04:53:37 UTC  

So like, what sins do you have to commit in a past life in order to reincarnate to be a tranny

2019-11-22 04:53:50 UTC  

Not having children

2019-11-22 04:54:04 UTC  

I hope my dad is a tranny. He has the tits for it

2019-11-22 04:54:16 UTC  

Baby goat videos

2019-11-22 04:54:22 UTC  

<:kden:619496704672268316>

2019-11-22 04:54:30 UTC  

*my virgin dad*

2019-11-22 04:54:49 UTC  

If you have ever in your life prioritized licking feet to eating pussy

2019-11-22 04:54:58 UTC  

You deserve to be a tranny

2019-11-22 04:54:59 UTC  

Are you accusing my dad as being a SINNER?<a:daddyemote:533002533946392587>

2019-11-22 04:55:25 UTC  

Also if you dislike eating pussy

2019-11-22 04:55:28 UTC  

You are gay

2019-11-22 04:55:32 UTC  

<:bigbrain:619647937344962571>

2019-11-22 04:55:32 UTC  

Footfagging is a crime against your own soul, one step above brapfags

2019-11-22 04:55:44 UTC  

Brapfags

2019-11-22 04:55:50 UTC  

<:AntiVaxThonk:522088390686932992>

2019-11-22 04:56:18 UTC  

@Major Slow nigga theres like 32 flavors of pussy ok

2019-11-22 04:56:25 UTC  

They arent all winners

2019-11-22 04:56:33 UTC  

I am goatboy when I get into a pussy nugga

2019-11-22 04:56:41 UTC  

If it's clean and she's lean

2019-11-22 04:56:49 UTC  

I'm a pussy eating machine