so i just got pissed

~~tfw ur a male and someone tries to hug u and ur just like what the fuck are you doing who the fuck do you think you are people dont hug me get the fuck away from me~~

and stormed out

@tsutsuki mad bc you're bad at sex arent you

@Shane i don't partake in that degenerate activity

for a very long time i hated all skin to skin contact ngl

had to get used to it

I've only had the super shy dead fish variant

Not the unenthusiastic variant

Vibe check

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Just gave her a bump of coke

P r o b l e m s o l v e d

wtf is happening in vc lmao everyone jumping around like mexican beans

I feel bad for the women that were desperate enough to heck any of u

I'm blessed with Good PP and have thankfully never encountered true deadfish NPC sex

@tsutsuki you have poor communication skills

Only bc youre tall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2NhL0voQLI

the absolute state of vc

She wasn't really deadfishmode tbh

@Dorieus hugs suck

Labor of love

Just super shy and nervous

Communication during sex is literally as important as what you do with your hips

And awkward

Coke fixed it though

E: bitch tell me what you fucking want

what shane said is very true

sex only ever goes bad tbh bc people dont communicate

The chick tries to hug me all the time

And I said no

But today

I said, meh, she invited me into her home

And wants one

Why not

@eudaimonia I wasnt gonna take it somewhere that lewd but yeah I just get girls into begging for what they want lmao

And I enjoyed it ~~very soft titties~~

The real trick is going from im gonna kill you with my dick to I love you to I love killing you with my dick and repeat

@Noise nice

I'm going to respect "our" religion this time too