@jmack

I need to buy a humidifier

I keep waking up bleeding

Just because sensitive nose and dry

Every fucking winter

I used to have ones that'd last hours as a kid

I'm drunk AF

Nah, new level

Mexican party

We played RageCage

Ikr

Wet Pancho via

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White People are low iq apes

Brapomania

My date was awesome

@Falls Mormon Girl wants me over again next week

To watch Disney+

That's too far

She gave me a hug when I left, like, just jumped me with it

It is, my electricity got shut off in my house

I'm at Dennys

It'll be on tomorrow, just forgot to pay

Have the money

My homie with the dab pen is working tonight

He'll yeah

Chadparture moment

This girl dude

She showed me her Star Wars VHS collection

And she even has the behind the scenes commentary

And she rates the Movies the same as I do

She played my favorite hymn on her piano, didn't even tell her it she just "had a feeling"

Women are a trip dude

Moon might as well be a fleshlight

Moon the kinda bitch you see calling themselves a 10 and then not going outside

She smells like feet

@Dorieus hugs suck

Labor of love

The chick tries to hug me all the time

And I said no

But today

I said, meh, she invited me into her home

And wants one

Why not

And I enjoyed it ~~very soft titties~~

I'm going to respect "our" religion this time too

Because she's worth it

Hips

@Shane could I get a reading?

Ok

Dude, this chick was sooo feminine

Said if I wanted anything, don't worry about it. She'd get it.

If I was hungry, she'd cook for me

Just

God man, today was an experience

Eh, I'm a traditional sort of person, try to be atleast

I'm big on Gender Roles

As is my religion

I like a woman that can be a good Hostess

Denny's Chef

Hey, is it a good sign if a girl draws attention to her hips while talking to you?"

He'll yeah

Autist Wife Moment

Friend is driving me to my Mom's house so I can sleep

What a real one

The Last thing a hot pocket sees before it dies

Anyway, bow that I look like a spic, I should tan

Shawn

At mom's house

Dogs didn't bark

But 2 of the little shits are laying on me

Nigga banished to floor for licking my feet too damn much

My mom's mornings are shit, no wonder she's a bitch

These dogs don't shut up

Ever

Ahoy, it is I, Jewsol

Nah, my Stache is alright

I'm not at home

Stayed the night at mom's house because I forgot about my utilities

And my power got shut off

So, paying that after Work today

No, I'm not black

Electric company just didn't send me my bill in the mail

Positive

I live in a town of 1500 people

They don't have that

Yes

So, they didn't send a bill or a warning

I shower and go on my date yesterday

Come home

Power's off

And it's past 5, so ofc they're closed

It's fine I have the money

Just irritating

Only a $20 reconnect

Fee

Kek