Message from @Major Slow

Discord ID: 647324275409420288


2019-11-22 06:32:32 UTC  

You ever get a hug from a female friend and realize its been weeks since you touched another human being

2019-11-22 06:32:47 UTC  

ill literally stop if i sense any type of lack of enthusiasm

2019-11-22 06:32:51 UTC  

that shit offends me

2019-11-22 06:32:54 UTC  

^

2019-11-22 06:32:54 UTC  

ill rage quit

2019-11-22 06:32:57 UTC  

be like

2019-11-22 06:33:01 UTC  

i want candy

2019-11-22 06:33:01 UTC  

"fine fuck you then"

2019-11-22 06:33:02 UTC  

and leave

2019-11-22 06:33:18 UTC  

Seriously, if you dont want to take the initiative at least be reactive

2019-11-22 06:33:38 UTC  

If I'm gonna do all the work I need some fuckin motivation

2019-11-22 06:34:20 UTC  

Cant yall just nut instead of bitching. Thought there was only supposed to be one bitch during heck not two

2019-11-22 06:34:25 UTC  

ehh i had this one girl that was just too "idc bro do whatever" cuz she was tryna act too cool or like she didnt care

2019-11-22 06:34:29 UTC  

so i just got pissed

2019-11-22 06:34:32 UTC  

~~tfw ur a male and someone tries to hug u and ur just like what the fuck are you doing who the fuck do you think you are people dont hug me get the fuck away from me~~

2019-11-22 06:34:32 UTC  

and stormed out

2019-11-22 06:34:39 UTC  

@tsutsuki mad bc you're bad at sex arent you

2019-11-22 06:35:07 UTC  

@Shane i don't partake in that degenerate activity

2019-11-22 06:35:23 UTC  

for a very long time i hated all skin to skin contact ngl

2019-11-22 06:35:30 UTC  

had to get used to it

2019-11-22 06:35:33 UTC  

I've only had the super shy dead fish variant

2019-11-22 06:35:44 UTC  

Not the unenthusiastic variant

2019-11-22 06:35:53 UTC  

Vibe check

2019-11-22 06:35:58 UTC  

<:based:620490020536451072>

2019-11-22 06:36:21 UTC  

Just gave her a bump of coke

2019-11-22 06:36:28 UTC  

P r o b l e m s o l v e d

2019-11-22 06:36:39 UTC  

wtf is happening in vc lmao everyone jumping around like mexican beans

2019-11-22 06:36:48 UTC  

I feel bad for the women that were desperate enough to heck any of u

2019-11-22 06:36:52 UTC  

I'm blessed with Good PP and have thankfully never encountered true deadfish NPC sex

2019-11-22 06:37:10 UTC  

@tsutsuki you have poor communication skills

2019-11-22 06:37:15 UTC  

Only bc youre tall

2019-11-22 06:37:16 UTC  
2019-11-22 06:37:16 UTC  

She wasn't really deadfishmode tbh

2019-11-22 06:37:19 UTC  

@Dorieus hugs suck

2019-11-22 06:37:23 UTC  

Labor of love

2019-11-22 06:37:26 UTC  

Just super shy and nervous

2019-11-22 06:37:36 UTC  

Communication during sex is literally as important as what you do with your hips

2019-11-22 06:37:41 UTC  

And awkward

2019-11-22 06:37:46 UTC  

Coke fixed it though

2019-11-22 06:37:48 UTC  

E: bitch tell me what you fucking want

2019-11-22 06:37:51 UTC  

what shane said is very true