exactly!

or you can convince the vendor npc that what you have is worth a lot more than it really is

"This wooden spoon was used by the third dwarven king in a coup against his treacherous father, you can still see the eye socket marks."

"each notch marks a goblin kings eye taken by that very dwarven king"

a storied piece o' cutlery, this.

the benefits of being a fence for a theives guild

https://youtu.be/rG_Ue3t17l0

>thieves guild takes a cut so they can pay for more lockpicks

THE CIRCLE OF CRIME

become the sheriff so you can become the defacto boss of the theives and assassins

my wis stat is high, and my cha stat is middling. but if your int is low you don't realize that about me.

a low int player mistakes the wis for cha

you can always just rp really well and people will never question your stats

How do u homos feel about john green's books

not a fan

never read them though

most people are too low int to know there are stats or menus to navigate.

*dm puts their notes away*

Didn't John green have a video series on youtube?

Crashcourse isn't it?

yep

I enjoyed those.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

that's why i'm not the biggest fan

Explain

How so you feel about Jimmy John's books

okay so, one thing- lmao

okay so

@Mlinks that's a sandwich, not a book.

one thing socialists and reactionaries will tell you that pretty much everything is politics. I've never been a fan of that as I'd prefer how we piece together history to be objective as possible

A book is a sandwich @Lucipher

john green's stuff reeks of modern liberalism

oh shi-

is a hot dog a sandwich?

hmm, a hot dog would be a scroll.

A hot dog is a book

he's also fallen into this current meme in history that the mongols were some great meritocracy

ignoring the millions of murders and the destruction of knowledge

and the environmental devestation of central asia

The Weiner Pages

a hot dog is cradled meat.