I dont know shit about dnd

i always went for high dex and cha but

These stats are used in a lot of games

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit
But wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad

y'know ranger life

I need to work on my str

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fucking same

Intelligenc is knowing a tomato is a fruit and wisdom is knowing that this makes a slice pepperoni pizza a balanced dinner

yeah, i get into a dungeon and i can't even carry all that loot out T.T

the superiority of a mule familiar

i guess i take the magical trinkets and leave the rest.
so much for vendor trash

>tfw something in the dungeon frightens your mule familiar and you have to chase them down and pull everything in the dungeon down on top of you both

my dms never tracked what we were carrying but i always went light

But remember, high cha means you can get the mobs to carry it for you.

exactly!

or you can convince the vendor npc that what you have is worth a lot more than it really is

"This wooden spoon was used by the third dwarven king in a coup against his treacherous father, you can still see the eye socket marks."

"each notch marks a goblin kings eye taken by that very dwarven king"

a storied piece o' cutlery, this.

the benefits of being a fence for a theives guild

https://youtu.be/rG_Ue3t17l0

>thieves guild takes a cut so they can pay for more lockpicks

THE CIRCLE OF CRIME

become the sheriff so you can become the defacto boss of the theives and assassins

my wis stat is high, and my cha stat is middling. but if your int is low you don't realize that about me.

a low int player mistakes the wis for cha

you can always just rp really well and people will never question your stats

How do u homos feel about john green's books

not a fan

never read them though

most people are too low int to know there are stats or menus to navigate.

*dm puts their notes away*

Didn't John green have a video series on youtube?

Crashcourse isn't it?

yep

I enjoyed those.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

that's why i'm not the biggest fan

Explain

How so you feel about Jimmy John's books