damn, not even generally discharged

@Shane Your dad is a faggot

did he fucking beat someone or something?

Coast guard is about just as hard as marine

Nah

He was caught masturbating into the crayons

normally if youre a fuckup you get generally discharged, you need to nearly kill people to get dishonorably discharged @Shane

He lied by saying he had never broken a bone when he had broken several in the past, so when his knee got fucked during training the doctors figured it out

what's hard about coast guard

They don't have a lot of service members, so they vet your ass like crazy

@Bolsapryca look up a video on YouTube

Nah he just fucking lied about his bones

ah

it's not like a bunch of nigerians carrying drugs are gonna enter the beach

I wonder why he didnt get generally discharged then

He said he had good bones

Coast guard doesn't have as much funding as the other branches, so they only accept the absolute best in shape and the smartest

He had very bad bones

bretty hard

oh you were talking about getting in

Like a lot more than his knees were fucked

@Diadact those coast guard propaganda videos are a meme

Yeah ya dont lie. Thats dishonorable

@Nobody but the drop out rate isn't

holding a water bottle above your head for 3 hours isnt that hardcore

I’m going to join the coast guard

@Shane his knees were fucked because he was sucking dick all them long hours

Sike it’s Suicide time

Same

they have over half drop out by the time graduation comes

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it's hard, respect to those guys

No

No respect

maybe because if youre joining the coast guard at all youre trying to get to easy street

I can do it better

all the normies join the army

Army will take anyone with a pulse

all the homos join the navy

the army is very normie, plus I was told I could travel to Japan or Korea and fuck Asian bitches

all the ACE larpers join the airforce