coast guard will pay for your college

Marines give you, literally, 0 job experience for anything

Do marines dont be a coward

coast guard just fuck with boaters and catch drug smugglers like twice a year

Marines teach you how to eat crayons

It will

I already signed my soul at MEPs to the navy

For CHP

That’s it

Mfw my dad bragged his whole life he was a marine

lmao

And the nigga was dishonorably discharged

Two weeks in

LMAO

Because CHP boot camp is based in marine boot camp

Lolll

damn, not even generally discharged

@Shane Your dad is a faggot

did he fucking beat someone or something?

Coast guard is about just as hard as marine

Nah

He was caught masturbating into the crayons

normally if youre a fuckup you get generally discharged, you need to nearly kill people to get dishonorably discharged @Shane

He lied by saying he had never broken a bone when he had broken several in the past, so when his knee got fucked during training the doctors figured it out

what's hard about coast guard

They don't have a lot of service members, so they vet your ass like crazy

@Bolsapryca look up a video on YouTube

Nah he just fucking lied about his bones

ah

it's not like a bunch of nigerians carrying drugs are gonna enter the beach

I wonder why he didnt get generally discharged then

He said he had good bones

Coast guard doesn't have as much funding as the other branches, so they only accept the absolute best in shape and the smartest

He had very bad bones

bretty hard

oh you were talking about getting in

Like a lot more than his knees were fucked

@Diadact those coast guard propaganda videos are a meme

Yeah ya dont lie. Thats dishonorable

@Nobody but the drop out rate isn't

holding a water bottle above your head for 3 hours isnt that hardcore