I'm onto you <:blurryeyes:471111117985284117>

>bolsa is a nut carrier

Well he is gay so

so heteros don't eat nuts

that's why they're so dumb

i said that five minutes ago and chonky shows up "ackshually, he's bi"

No. In the hetero bible, nuts are banned. I'm not hetero but i read it.

i destroyed chonky with my pokemon theory

he'll need a day and a half

to regenerate

~~next, destroy him with your dick~~

Mfw we sick a skinwalker on @pierce

<:shane:624037230100348948>

wouldn't he just go to the pokemon center and be healed a lot faster?
or is the pokemon center service an abstraction for staying longer?

Bolsa rated pussy

I thought he was bi

games with day/night cycles don't imply that

i am bi

and i don't remember rating pussy

@Lucipher

The pokecenter is an allegory for socialized healthcare. Prove me wrong.

<#620065160459190273> u reacted rates

he rated pussy as "always disgusting"

oh

that

Noob

Falls is here to socialize me.

those were some ugly twats

except for one

NOOB

yeah, if we get socialized health care, kids playing their pokemons are gonna get the bright idea they can just beat each other up and the tax payers will foot the bill!

thanks obama

Based Obama

nah the only thing bad about socialized health care is old people use it as a pastime to go visit the doctor

we'll have to revert to a feudalistic model where the top trainers give the guys with five magicarp tracts of land to cultivate.

@lilison do that and I will mail anthrax to your house

everytime i've gone to the doctor there was like 20 old people waiting

and they probably had nothing

pokemon go muggings were only a taste of the mayhem to come

well i haven't been to the doctor in 6 years tho

partially due to my deepthroat technique