see all the npcs wanted red cause it was fiery, cool and had charizard on it <:really:649391280924655626>

I'm a smoothbrain

-p lorn acid rain

lorns good

I taught my wife how to separate a pomegranate 😌

can your wife crack a nut open with her bare hands?

i can

i got pokemon yellow and a transluscent purple gameboy because my fam thought i had chicken pox.

I don't believe she can.

<:lmao:619749634230845442>

Huh?

i had the blue gameboy pocket

not even the color one

Bolsa is trying to compete with my wife.

no i was just curious

cause i'm proud of my skill

sometimes i carry nuts to use it as a party trick

I'm onto you <:blurryeyes:471111117985284117>

>bolsa is a nut carrier

Well he is gay so

so heteros don't eat nuts

that's why they're so dumb

i said that five minutes ago and chonky shows up "ackshually, he's bi"

No. In the hetero bible, nuts are banned. I'm not hetero but i read it.

i destroyed chonky with my pokemon theory

he'll need a day and a half

to regenerate

~~next, destroy him with your dick~~

Mfw we sick a skinwalker on @pierce

<:shane:624037230100348948>

wouldn't he just go to the pokemon center and be healed a lot faster?
or is the pokemon center service an abstraction for staying longer?

Bolsa rated pussy

I thought he was bi

games with day/night cycles don't imply that

i am bi

and i don't remember rating pussy

@Lucipher

The pokecenter is an allegory for socialized healthcare. Prove me wrong.

<#620065160459190273> u reacted rates

he rated pussy as "always disgusting"