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wouldn't he just go to the pokemon center and be healed a lot faster?
or is the pokemon center service an abstraction for staying longer?

Bolsa rated pussy

I thought he was bi

games with day/night cycles don't imply that

i am bi

and i don't remember rating pussy

@Lucipher

The pokecenter is an allegory for socialized healthcare. Prove me wrong.

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he rated pussy as "always disgusting"

oh

that

Noob

Falls is here to socialize me.

those were some ugly twats

except for one

NOOB

yeah, if we get socialized health care, kids playing their pokemons are gonna get the bright idea they can just beat each other up and the tax payers will foot the bill!

thanks obama

Based Obama

nah the only thing bad about socialized health care is old people use it as a pastime to go visit the doctor

we'll have to revert to a feudalistic model where the top trainers give the guys with five magicarp tracts of land to cultivate.

@lilison do that and I will mail anthrax to your house

everytime i've gone to the doctor there was like 20 old people waiting

and they probably had nothing

pokemon go muggings were only a taste of the mayhem to come

well i haven't been to the doctor in 6 years tho

partially due to my deepthroat technique

do you just deepthroat flus and it was so commendable the flu just decided to leave you alone?

he deepthroats his toothbrush

as a preventative

he's bulimic?

yeah

no nigga

you don't have to vomit

just trigger that gag reflex

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if you don't have it you're fucked tho

maybe the flu likes it when you vomit. ever thought of that?

Bolsa is redpilling people on giving good head.