am i just to sexy to be around all you freaks?

***IM 5'7 AND 170 POUNDS***

Dude, you fat af @carlsbad

@💧HisoMachi💖 You don't look fat. You just look like you have a very slight chub. Personally, I prefer girls who are slightly chubby than girls who are fit. So I think you look good.

@Slime Thicc

@MillennialWario it's all muscle

Phat

Post selfie negro

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/fat-man-8219055.jpg

hi ladies 😉

Sure

ill fuck

5'11

9'11"

@carlsbad kek

10/10

I'm smol

I'm 5'3

6' now git ded

@the neighborhood eboy small redheads could probably make millions in Japan

I WAS a redhead

Hopefully i hit 6' soon

then I dyed it

but the red was dyed too

@the neighborhood eboy were you born a red head?

Oic

everyone thought it was natural

I was like "no?"

@the neighborhood eboy it looked amazing

u know what else is natural?

dye it abyss black

yes

my

eventually I'm dying it rose pink

my hair looks shiny in the sunlight

@the neighborhood eboy then go to Japan and get paid to go on dates. No sex required

dye it black so when the chinese invade youll blend in

XD

I have hella blue eyes tho?

contacts 👁

@the neighborhood eboy bonus points