Message from @Matty

Discord ID: 312828804898881536


2017-05-13 02:15:57 UTC  

Kinda

2017-05-13 02:16:01 UTC  

Yeah.. It's quiet, peaceful, pretty, green, bears, poisonous snakes, tons of bees, village idiots...

2017-05-13 02:16:03 UTC  

wat.

2017-05-13 02:16:31 UTC  

I love bears but I know they will maul me if I get near them heh

2017-05-13 02:16:57 UTC  

Tons of bees?

2017-05-13 02:17:00 UTC  

At least u don't live in LA where shootings happen all the time 😂

2017-05-13 02:17:08 UTC  

Like me

2017-05-13 02:17:09 UTC  

Dear God

2017-05-13 02:17:29 UTC  

I live in homophobia central

2017-05-13 02:17:29 UTC  

Not all the time. Once got chased with a shotgun. That was fun.

2017-05-13 02:18:05 UTC  

If it's not shootings, its stabbings, or in my case, gropings 😥

2017-05-13 02:18:28 UTC  

We have so many robberies here

2017-05-13 02:18:47 UTC  

When I word it out like this, it makes t sound like I live in apocalyptic city 😂

2017-05-13 02:18:55 UTC  

Yeah robberies are common

2017-05-13 02:19:36 UTC  

But the skies are pretty here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/312775861780873230/IMG_20160810_195222.jpg

2017-05-13 02:35:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/312779853034422284/20170511_214700.jpg

2017-05-13 03:55:27 UTC  

You look similar to someone I used to know

2017-05-13 03:55:55 UTC  

Kind of makes feel nostalgic for high school lol

2017-05-13 04:56:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/312815256495980544/20170512_120700.jpg

2017-05-13 05:49:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/312828770861973524/image.jpg

2017-05-13 05:49:59 UTC  

i'm no tommy thicc

2017-05-13 06:50:06 UTC  

So we all taking selfie's of ourselfs?

2017-05-13 06:52:35 UTC  

Ok, here is me

2017-05-13 06:52:58 UTC  

Here, this is my I'M FABULOUS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/312844657497210881/Idk_discord_selfie.jpg

2017-05-13 07:00:38 UTC  

If it's not a selfie of you specifically it goes in <#231946987585404930> wanker

2017-05-13 07:01:02 UTC  

your memes are also drier than a 90 year old pussy

2017-05-13 07:03:11 UTC  

Damn, meddles got attitude.

2017-05-13 07:03:18 UTC  

Rock on brother.

2017-05-13 07:04:31 UTC  

😏

2017-05-13 07:08:45 UTC  

It just wasn't funny the last 400 times someone made that joke either

2017-05-13 08:01:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/312861916232024066/IMG_20170331_235624.jpg

2017-05-13 08:01:39 UTC  

It's twelve o clock

2017-05-13 08:16:07 UTC  

oh shit

2017-05-13 08:16:11 UTC  

high noon

2017-05-13 08:21:16 UTC  

its that point in time where two hands come together to make 12 o'clock

2017-05-13 08:38:59 UTC  

Damn soon

2017-05-13 09:42:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/312887393252278274/image.jpg

2017-05-13 09:44:20 UTC  

why do you try to swalow a dirty condom?

2017-05-13 09:44:28 UTC  

hot

2017-05-13 09:46:58 UTC  

It's a bag @Crusader Oni

2017-05-13 09:47:33 UTC  

i know