Matty
Discord ID: 276810395002339328
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@everyone There's a new malicious discord bot going around known as "Death". If you see it on your server or any other server, ban it or ping the server staff/mods/admins and have it banned immediately. If this bot PMs you, DO NOT download or click any of its files, namely "dishrag.exe.zip.rar.7z.png.oj". Spread the word to as many of your servers as you can. (Apparently this one is real) But still be carefulI user: -Death-#5955 Joins a server you know/own get it banned and do not click ANY links or downloads. [CITED FROM REDDIT]
lol
I'm this ginger thing, kill me
this is all you get
wash my hair?
better?
whoa whoa whoa i am a self conscious person
cough cough wet
i'm really jailbate since i'm 16 ๐
2pac
this be me
u aren't wrong
he's only gay when he takes it up the butt
don't you love when your internet sucks donkey dick
o no i might be a pussy
cuz here in texas if it was absolute zero
i would die
i like when it's in the 60 degrees mark
i haven't had snow in 4 years ๐ญ
here's me with red hair
listen i already soulless, leave me be
my natural red hair has a social negative effect on my life
everyone hates me
i have the same 2 outfits for every other day, i feel like a cartoon character
in texas, it's looked down on to wear hoodies.... guess what i wear....
the question is ass or tiddies?
ass imo
i prefer women with long hair
all that's going for me is my eyes and you can't exactly see them unless i have my glasses off
you have 23 chromosomes
am i the only fag who plays overwatch?
no sadly i'm a poor person and can only afford xbox one
but like symmetra has autism
tru lmao
same
spring break c:
my gpa is azzzzz
no means yes sometimes
i was so smart until 5th grade hit
math is confusing asf
sociology is fun asf because i'm passing
but was it a bomb clock?
i can type like 50 wpm, but i can text like 80 wpm
same
but how did they know what time it was for the first clock?
i forgot about sun dials tbh
i thot husky was a guy
and clyd
uh you be welcome
you were padded up
some hoes at my school look like they use sharpie to draw their eyebrows
i was born with blonde hair and blonde eyebrows so people couldn't see my eyebrows until 8th grade
i need my mom to pluck mine again
wtf
i edited that shit
do i have trash eyebrows?
my dog and me have the same hair color
people ask if the carpet matches the curtains
my best pal
i'm allergic to cats ๐ญ
same... my dog Kramer is the best dog ever i will die when he dies
omg
he sleeps alot
this guy is a vitamin d-ickwad
do oranges even have vitamin d?
oranges have vitamin c
not d
Redheads can't absorb sufficient Vitamin D due to low concentrations of eumelanin in their body. This may sound like bad news, but this lower melanin-concentration means that gingers can cleverly produce their own Vitamin D within their body when exposed to low light conditions.
it doesn't even help tho
same i burn
i have a lot of freckles
yup
i am one
i never smile so ye no soul here
don't burn shit, that would be a crappy thing to do
botw?
he's not even racist
i have hundreds of freckles on my face and arms
tru
my eyebrows are gross
disregard them
i need them plucked
i do have irish blood in me
i wish my green eyes were as vibrant as Emma's
because jesus christ
smol dog
i have green eyes and a brown splotch in my left eye
i'm mutated apparently
blue?
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