okay, i admit it

for a dude, you look really good

Thats what I thought

hey dani

I have a question for you that only a (s/f)emale can answer

if one of my female friends became pregnant from her boss that she is "we're not dating!" with and now took some pills in secret at home to get rid of the baby during the first month thus now is in horrible agony and pain

oh my God

what should I say to her to comfort and troll her at the same time?

tell her dw the baby probably has it much worse

thank you, thats perfect

I knew I could always count on your smarts

LOL

If u want to be mean

"just imagine how much hotter it'll be in hell"

"you will get to see your baby!"

hotter than what?

she doesnt believe in hell

and to think I almost married the abomination a few years ago

LOL

Abortions make you break out in sweat

Fever vomiting pain etc

I hope you never will have to feel that

I can't have children

Dont give up

Let me rephrase

If I had children I would beat them

if you ever wanted kids tho

would you or your bf be the sperm donor

I'm not giving them my weird genes

```If I had children I would beat them```
hot

@dani(el) I ordered a pack of hangers online to her address

LMFAO

a few months later when the guilt sets in, I'm gonna order some baby shoes and a mobile

Buy her a plant

Handwritten note:

This one doesn't have a soul if you happen to kill it too

That is beautiful

@Melon what is?

@dani(el) great idea, but why not a cat?

They say animals can judge character

What you're doing my dude.