Message from @dani(el)
Discord ID: 357187643261321217
You know who'd like to see this? Everyone
unlike you, some people can laugh at themselves
There is nothing to laugh at about me
I am so hot and so sexy
with a few shekels, sure
No a lot of shekels
And I am very sexy as well
okay, i admit it
for a dude, you look really good
Thats what I thought
hey dani
I have a question for you that only a (s/f)emale can answer
if one of my female friends became pregnant from her boss that she is "we're not dating!" with and now took some pills in secret at home to get rid of the baby during the first month thus now is in horrible agony and pain
oh my God
what should I say to her to comfort and troll her at the same time?
tell her dw the baby probably has it much worse
thank you, thats perfect
I knew I could always count on your smarts
LOL
If u want to be mean
"you will get to see your baby!"
hotter than what?
she doesnt believe in hell
and to think I almost married the abomination a few years ago
LOL
Abortions make you break out in sweat
Fever vomiting pain etc
I hope you never will have to feel that
I can't have children
Dont give up
Let me rephrase
If I had children I would beat them
if you ever wanted kids tho
would you or your bf be the sperm donor
I'm not giving them my weird genes
```If I had children I would beat them```
hot
LMFAO
a few months later when the guilt sets in, I'm gonna order some baby shoes and a mobile
Buy her a plant