my face

Oof

I seriously wonder

How some of you can take a picture of yourself

Look at it, visibly

Say ok looks good

You know who'd like to see this? Everyone

unlike you, some people can laugh at themselves

There is nothing to laugh at about me

I am so hot and so sexy

with a few shekels, sure

No a lot of shekels

And I am very sexy as well

okay, i admit it

for a dude, you look really good

Thats what I thought

hey dani

I have a question for you that only a (s/f)emale can answer

if one of my female friends became pregnant from her boss that she is "we're not dating!" with and now took some pills in secret at home to get rid of the baby during the first month thus now is in horrible agony and pain

oh my God

what should I say to her to comfort and troll her at the same time?

tell her dw the baby probably has it much worse

thank you, thats perfect

I knew I could always count on your smarts

LOL

If u want to be mean

"just imagine how much hotter it'll be in hell"

"you will get to see your baby!"

hotter than what?

she doesnt believe in hell

and to think I almost married the abomination a few years ago

LOL

Abortions make you break out in sweat

Fever vomiting pain etc

I hope you never will have to feel that

I can't have children

Dont give up

Let me rephrase

If I had children I would beat them