what if she cooks like shit?

as long as I can eat it and it doesn't give me food poisoning

idgaf

or puts poison on the food?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbCW8yLhS5A

#NotAllPepes

pretty much

basically cook me food and suck my dick

that's all i want from a wife

Lmao

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no

no

Peputin doesn't like cookin

kill me

cook me some pancakes

I actually dont know how to cook pancakes

learn, then come here and cook me pancakes

then go home

or just send them in the mail

vut then they'll taste like shit

*but

tbh I've never actually even ate pancakes until september this year

Pancakes are the shit

when I went to france and they had continental breakfast

pancakes are delicious man

@Mayla I'm sorry, but if I'm making pankakes I'm eating them

you come here if you want some

When you get banned from a forum for identifying as a black male from the 1700's

black males from the 1700 had no rights

so it's accurate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBm5HrLLEpo

That's the irony

they're treating you like you're like it

@MTGarfield You're gonna make me pancakes and you're gonna feel happy about it

I'll feel even better when I'm eating them

don't worry

you'll be with me in my heart

I'll make you all the pancakes you want, just come over here

but you said you hate cooking fam

and i could probably hop in a plane to go to Portugal tomorrow tbqh