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dont tell me what to do

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are you saying you dont have your anus prepared?

whats wrong with you

you should prepare it

are you preparing?

good

no thats gender

crowds are gay

traps = ♥

thats 2 many exams

wtf is worng with your school

traps = ♥

morning is gay

night > morning

Mcdonalds is trash

traps = ♥

yo yos are gay

they go down

but never come back up

who doesnt want to diddle trump tbh?

candid is shit atm
there is no way to login on the desktop without a facebook
until that is changed I dont think it will really take off

first, you need a fedora

fist me daddy

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traps = 💗

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lol who has friends?

friends are for nerds

boobs

r nice

i like the pussy

as a black man i believe that the north american highway system is an unjust and opressive force on the new fans of the band one erection

this is why i believe that the american highway system should be abolished in the name of the great warm pussy in the sky

as silicon valley is extremly left leaning, they have banned all the dogs in california from operating telephones

you see

only communists sleep with their clothes on

the only dleusional one here is me thank you very much

sleep for the week

id feed that buzz to buzzfeed like a bumblebee ya now what im sayin

im too edgy for a lot of people

thats why i usualy hang out with cactuses

riiiiiice

i am nourished on a steady diet of cum

someone post nues

my name jeff

lol just use temple OS

faggit

>try for children
>barren viginer
>child machine broke
>understandable
>try again
>finally have child
>gestation for 9 months
>finaly, after 9 months ready to give birth
>push
>give birth
>look at the child
>es lechuga
>look at it
>its green
>and leafy
>look at the lettuce
>look at the doctor
>doctor looks at me
>look at the lettuce
>lechuga
>lettuce
>gave birth to lettuce
>look at doctor
>look at lechuga
>smash lettuce out of anger
>go home angry
>play zelda
>tfw no child but lettuce
>tfw 10.8 million US gallons of oil spilled by the oil tanke Exxon Valdez

did you know that if there were only 10 people on the planet that 12 of them would be living in the Indus Valley region?

The reason why your eyes close when you sneeze is to prevent germs from flying into your eyes
Washington is the leading state for bestiality.
the us has never lost a war when donkeys were involved
Bears can climb faster then they can run
Up to 90% of koalas will get chlamydia in their lifetime.
Most drivers actually take longer to leave a parking spot when they see that someone's waiting for it.
the third right arm of a male octopus also serves as its penis
Doritos could have the same flavour without the crazy messy cheese powder, but it's said that the powder adds to the "dorito experience".
Your brain makes about a coke can's worth of cerebrospinal fluid every day.
Armadillos only ovulate one egg, which is fertilized and then splits into 2,3 or 4 embryos. So their offspring for the season are all genetically identical.
Platipi have seven different kinds of poison in their bodies
A whales penis is called a dork
Diazepam metabolises into nordazepam, oxazepam, and temazepam.
A giraffe's neck only has 7 vertebrae, the same amount as humans and most other mammals.

The largest pumpkin pie ever made was over five feet in diameter and weighed over 350 pounds. It used 80 pounds of cooked pumpkin, 36 pounds of sugar, 12 dozen eggs and took six hours to bake.

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