One of us

Oh lord

Oh, also we may secede from the US

Because we're punks like that

w h y

It's a long story

But over in a small town called Bastrop

The army was doing some training there

You know Trump has a "solution" to build a wall but if it's made of bricks then people are going to be eating that fucking wall

And people thought Obama was plotting some plan to control Texas

So yeah

Also we really fucking hate Obama

I didn't think Obama was that bad

I'm hungry af right now, so I'd eat the wall too

Me either

Eat those bricks

Fucking Bastrop though

I've been staying up all night listening to Repzion rants

And then Leafy's

Oh boy Bastrop

Sounds like a wonderful place

No sarcasm

I've passed by there a couple of times

It's a pretty neat place

There's also a state park there

I can't skate for shit

But it burned down a few years ago

Lmao state park, not skate park

Whoops

RIP me

But yeah

I never realized it was so fucked until the media started reporting on the whole controversy

Bastrop became a huge laughingstock for a while

Really the only good place is Austin

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Spooky

laci green is a .............

Fuckable Internet goblin

damn