Absolutely none in Cali
You're in cali
That's why
I'm moving to Seattle but that's not happening for two years
Come down to Texas, we got hellish weather, hicks, and God watching over us
Except for Austin
(and guns?)
Oh boy
(yes)
Wow you've got me convinced I'm moving to Texas
No sarcasm
100%
One of us
Oh lord
Oh, also we may secede from the US
Because we're punks like that
w h y
It's a long story
But over in a small town called Bastrop
The army was doing some training there
You know Trump has a "solution" to build a wall but if it's made of bricks then people are going to be eating that fucking wall
And people thought Obama was plotting some plan to control Texas
So yeah
Also we really fucking hate Obama
I didn't think Obama was that bad
I'm hungry af right now, so I'd eat the wall too
Me either
Eat those bricks
Fucking Bastrop though
I've been staying up all night listening to Repzion rants
And then Leafy's
Oh boy Bastrop
Sounds like a wonderful place
I've passed by there a couple of times
It's a pretty neat place
There's also a state park there
I can't skate for shit
