Message from @Gob
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(story takes place a year after the previous events)
In Bert and Ernie's apartment in Compton (its got like 3 bedrooms and 2 normal rooms), Bert and Ernie are lying down next to each other watching television, being even more gay than the already are. Since the previous events in the first year, Bert and Ernie have gotten more close together, and more fucking gay. They also classify themselfs as gender-fluid bisexugays a couple months after what happened previously, but there is a important thing thats about to happen in their life and it could ruin their frendship. Bert is in the shower cleaning himself off while Ernie is cleaning and vacuming the apartment, their good friend Rubba D is coming to their apartment for a week. While Bert is in the shower Ernie thinks about his cock and how hard it could go in his ass, he gets too into it and almost precums in the vaccume. Bert gets out of the shower and dries off with the towel. Earnie hears this and sneaks up to Berts room waiting to strike, when he bends down he feels something hard go fast in to his ass. Its Ernie's large cock, the last time hes going to get it for the week as Rubba D thinks they are straight and he is highly homophobic. Ernie treasures this pleasure of about 15 minutes before they hear the doorbell ring, its Rubba D. Bert quickly pulls his dick out and gets dressed and Ernie rushes to clean some of the clothes off the floor and some plates off of the coffee table. After about five minutes of waiting for a answer Rubba D gets one, Bert opens the door for Rubba D, Rubba says in his deep manly black man voice "Hey hey hey, whatsup my niggas" and walks in. He walks to the guest room and sets his stuff down near thebed and starts talking Ernie and Bert and ask them whats been going on and how Compton has been (Rubba was originally a part leader of a gang that Shaquanquan ran). Rubba D asked if any of the old gang niggas were givin them trouble, Bert and Ernie said no.
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While at Ed Condles Bert, Ernie and Rubba D order 3 ed stack hamburgers and 3 large fries. When their food gets to the table and no one can hear them they talk about their plans to hide out in alley ways and see who can steal the most wallets from the token black kids that crawl all over Compton. As Ernie, Bert and Rubba make their plans and scatter, they almost get caught by a police officer but worm their way out. After that they scatter to find a good alleyway, Rubba finds a alley way where theres a group of token black kids, he takes out his shotgun and yells "gimme yo wallets niggas" and they run. Rubbas score is 12 while Bert and Ernie are still at 0. Bert wandered through 8 different alleyways trying to find some tokens. Ernie was also in a pickle he couldnt find any token black kids either. Bert and Ernie eventually meet each other in a alley way by accident, they start talking and when they almost get into it, they turn around to footsteps of a group of token black kids. They instantly get up and pull out their glocks and yell at them to drop their wallets. Bernie had to pistol-whip one of them to get them to work with them. After getting the gang of 28 tokens to drop their wallets and run they got their score to 14 each. At the end of the night after pistol-whipping and scaring countless Compton tokens they counted a score together of 80 wallets, and joked about the tokens and their beatings on wait that their fat black hood mommas are going to give them. After counting up the cash and abandoning the wallets in a other random alleyway they go to the bar to get wildly drunk off of token paid for drinks. On Bert's 5th glass of Dave's Pear ale he starts to feel funny, darkness started to enclose him, he stumbled back and fell. He overloaded his liver witch alchohol and it failed.
this chat is a mix of youtube comments and 4chan threads
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