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Woah
dat game looks lit
not on pc tho lol
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mhm nice
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as Ernie comes home from a long day of work, he gets his beer and sits on the couch to watch some television. Bert on the way home from his office job is aching to get home and masturbate, it helps him relax and it gives him a other reason to use his laptop. Bert walks in the door and says hi to Ernie, who is now in the middle of his show. Ernie says hi back which arouses Bert a little before his afternoon masturbation session. Bert walks to his room and closes the door, whips off his pants, and opens his laptop. Bert's favorite website porn-center, where he wacks his gack to midget, whale, and African drum porn. While Bert is beating his tree, Ernie is walking to his room after throwing out his beer bottle to ask Bert if he wants to go rob people in the back alleyways for extra pocket money. When Ernie opens the door he sees his roommate Bert with his spades boxers around his ankles, hand on cock, with the African drums blaring and moans whining out of his computer. With this sudden discovery of Bert rubbing one out, it makes Ernie a little horny, he gets aroused to the point of no return when he sees Bert's big orange cock. Bert looks at Ernie, making him a little harder, awkward silence fills the room as the 2 stare at each other. Ernie says sorry and leaves the room, trying to get away to hide his massive boner. Bert, trying to get over the awkwardness that just happened, went to a new porn video and whacked the pipe till it leaked.
The next day, Ernie while on his way home thinks nonstop about what he saw yesterday, and how horny it made him. As he walks inside his house, knowing Bert's home because his job gave him off, he sneaks up to Bert's door and opens it almost silently to see Bert back to what he was doing just the day before. Ernie closes the door slightly and goes to the bathroom to calm his raging boner, which takes a long time for him to tame again. He knows Bert's cock makes him horny so he decides to make a move
The next day Ernie knows he gets home before Bert by a hour, he rushes home and prepares for Bert's arrival. An hour later as Bert opens the door, ready for his meat beating session. He rushes to his room to see Ernie naked on his bed, aroused, with his ass pointing twords Bert. Bert gets uncontrollably aroused and takes his pants off. At this moment Bert and Ernie both are sweating bullets out of nervousness and uncontrollable ecstasy, with towering boners. Bert, now naked, makes his way to his bed and gets closer to Ernie. Ernie, preparing for whats about to enter his pink ass, gets excited and tells Bert to hurry up. Finally the moment comes, Bert shoves his foot long boner into Ernie's ass, Ernie yelps happily. They both take turns shoving it into each others ass, cumming inside each other almost 10 times, with no condom. After the anal session Bert and Ernie now both passionately love each other and its not the last time they will do this, this is just the first part of the story, but this one ends here
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(story takes place a year after the previous events)
In Bert and Ernie's apartment in Compton (its got like 3 bedrooms and 2 normal rooms), Bert and Ernie are lying down next to each other watching television, being even more gay than the already are. Since the previous events in the first year, Bert and Ernie have gotten more close together, and more fucking gay. They also classify themselfs as gender-fluid bisexugays a couple months after what happened previously, but there is a important thing thats about to happen in their life and it could ruin their frendship. Bert is in the shower cleaning himself off while Ernie is cleaning and vacuming the apartment, their good friend Rubba D is coming to their apartment for a week. While Bert is in the shower Ernie thinks about his cock and how hard it could go in his ass, he gets too into it and almost precums in the vaccume. Bert gets out of the shower and dries off with the towel. Earnie hears this and sneaks up to Berts room waiting to strike, when he bends down he feels something hard go fast in to his ass. Its Ernie's large cock, the last time hes going to get it for the week as Rubba D thinks they are straight and he is highly homophobic. Ernie treasures this pleasure of about 15 minutes before they hear the doorbell ring, its Rubba D. Bert quickly pulls his dick out and gets dressed and Ernie rushes to clean some of the clothes off the floor and some plates off of the coffee table. After about five minutes of waiting for a answer Rubba D gets one, Bert opens the door for Rubba D, Rubba says in his deep manly black man voice "Hey hey hey, whatsup my niggas" and walks in. He walks to the guest room and sets his stuff down near thebed and starts talking Ernie and Bert and ask them whats been going on and how Compton has been (Rubba was originally a part leader of a gang that Shaquanquan ran). Rubba D asked if any of the old gang niggas were givin them trouble, Bert and Ernie said no.
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While at Ed Condles Bert, Ernie and Rubba D order 3 ed stack hamburgers and 3 large fries. When their food gets to the table and no one can hear them they talk about their plans to hide out in alley ways and see who can steal the most wallets from the token black kids that crawl all over Compton. As Ernie, Bert and Rubba make their plans and scatter, they almost get caught by a police officer but worm their way out. After that they scatter to find a good alleyway, Rubba finds a alley way where theres a group of token black kids, he takes out his shotgun and yells "gimme yo wallets niggas" and they run. Rubbas score is 12 while Bert and Ernie are still at 0. Bert wandered through 8 different alleyways trying to find some tokens. Ernie was also in a pickle he couldnt find any token black kids either. Bert and Ernie eventually meet each other in a alley way by accident, they start talking and when they almost get into it, they turn around to footsteps of a group of token black kids. They instantly get up and pull out their glocks and yell at them to drop their wallets. Bernie had to pistol-whip one of them to get them to work with them. After getting the gang of 28 tokens to drop their wallets and run they got their score to 14 each. At the end of the night after pistol-whipping and scaring countless Compton tokens they counted a score together of 80 wallets, and joked about the tokens and their beatings on wait that their fat black hood mommas are going to give them. After counting up the cash and abandoning the wallets in a other random alleyway they go to the bar to get wildly drunk off of token paid for drinks. On Bert's 5th glass of Dave's Pear ale he starts to feel funny, darkness started to enclose him, he stumbled back and fell. He overloaded his liver witch alchohol and it failed.
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