Gday guys

yeah lacis not the sharpest tool in the shed aye

Why can't she be a lovable cunt? Like Bearing?

not sure, she works for mtv, so I guess thats a starting point as to why

It seems the phrase "red pill" is catching on lately

Obama: You may have defeated Hillary, Trump. But I will simply impose martial law and refuse to leave the White House! Goodbye, forever!

Obama attempts to take back the White House only to be struck by Trump's toupee

Trump: This is the power of straight white males! They sent my hairpiece flying all the way out here to D.C.! Now, Obama, your next line is "Was this part of your plan all along, Trump?"

Obama: Was this-!?

This momentary distraction was what assured Donald Trump's victory. Negative approval ratings that the Liberal media could have glossed over were exposed and sent Obama flying.

Obama: GUAAAH! Was this part of your plan all along, Trump!?

Trump: Of course! I'm a brilliant businessman and I planned all of this perfectly from the beginning! (Thinking) No, even I didn't think I'd win this election. But I'll say anything to piss him off.

The power of straight white males was more than Obama could overcome and managed to expose his true Birth Certificate! They did not have enough power to vote him out of the White House four years earlier - but they could banish him outside of the United States of America!

Obama: Sombreros! How is this possible!?

Forced out of the country, his true birth certificate exposed, Obama was sent to Mexico with the rest of the illegal immigrants. Without the Liberal media to constantly sustain him, Obama eventually stopped thinking.

oops, forgot my name wasn't changed in this server

Lmao

Norwegian massmedia is calling Trumps' cabinet and staff "straight outta hell"

Or rather, "taken straight out of a horror movie"

I blame California

This doesn't happen with any other country

And Hollywood is to blame

*nods*

Hello

The establishment can go fuck itself

It's completely lost touch with the real world and the people they are supposed to represent, protect and serve

^

I am happy most of Americans agree on that part at least. It means their days are numbered.

Indeed

I love how people take one quick look at my FB profile and quite literally judge by the cover of the book not to debate me

Because I "won't listen to their arguments"

Well, if you actually have some I am willing to listen

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Millennials.
They may not yet be the present, but they’re certainly the future. These young, uninitiated minds will someday soon become our politicians, doctors, scientists, chefs, television producers, fashion designers, manufacturers, and, one would hope, the new proponents of liberty. But are they ready for it?
Time after time, particularly on college campuses, millennials have proven to be little more than entitled, spoiled, anti-intellectual brats who place far too much emphasis on feelings and nowhere near enough emphasis on critical thinking. To the millennial, words are cause for the creation of safe spaces, alternative ideas must be stifled, and anything they perceive to be a microaggression is enough to send them spiraling into a state of mental distress.
It’s time millennials understood these 7 harsh realities of life so we don’t end up with a generation of gutless adult babies running the show.
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This... was posted by an irate, hardcore conservative baby-boomer on my FB feed.

I don't 100% disagree with the sentiment of course.

But I find it immensely hypocrtiical from who it is coming from.

Millenials are people who were porn after 2000 right

The babyboomers are an even more entitled generation. And is actually the most entitled, most senstive, whinest and most adult babyish generation we've ever had.

Fuck i meant born

I think it's more about anyone born from the late 80s to today. Anyone who was not yet a full teen by the 2000s.

The center paragraph there is 100% correct.

The last one just makes me laugh at how hypocritical it is given that it's coming from a boomer.

You know, maybe it's because I'm not a US citizen, but I'm not even worried about his cabinet.

http://imgur.com/gallery/zXlmi

There's some safeguards in place to make sure things don't get out of hand. Like, idk, *the American people*?

It's not the doomsday scenario it's been made out to be. Their number one priority is going to be helping corporations get richer. Not attack everyone else that's bene feared.

No matter what they've done in the past to do that at state levels or as ridiculous campaign promises to trick moronic voters.

You mean... the same thing Clinton's cabinet would do?

Same damn thing.

The election is a farce.