*content bro nod*

The fact I can get a job and a few dildos

The American Dream

Food on every table and a dildo in every crevice

I have screamed into the void

I am barely ok

Same

You have to go to the edge to find yourself bb

wat

I just want to be happy.

Apparently I can't just have that

There are 4 people aGerman, a Australia, a Canadian and a American
The Canadian and the American are talking about Australia losing the emu wars
And the Australian over hears them talking and gets sad and the German see this and ask what's wrong the Australia say "I'm getting made fun of because of some failed pest control" and the Germans says " we also failed to kill off some pest 70 years"

Anyways if @sentri and @TheEditedGamer are going to be dense then maybe I *should* go

No it's totally fine I'll just go again

What

?

No one can call out my love for no apparent reason but me.

My love = @sentri

@juwel my hero

@sentri I might not be completely white, but I'll always be your white Knight bb

♘

@juwel why are you so perfect, let's make out already

Ahahahaha

When the rash goes away

(I don't have a rash, just a terrible sense of humour)

hahaha

i was worried but would have kissed you anyway

Sentri don't do that

You can't miss people with rashes

true but if it was you, i'd make an exception

http://www.cntraveler.com/galleries/2015-03-05/14-reasons-to-visit-the-caribbean-abaco-islands

Hello

My dad went to the grocery store 8 years ago, traffic is so fucking bad 🤔

Time to break the news.. Yo daddy ain't comin back

Hello @skidootheslumpgod

Thst wasn't you wtf

Help I'm frightened and confused

Don't worry, about a thang.... Cause every little thang is goin be alright.

My homie

Homies 4 lyfe

Fro sho