@Spirit can i give you a rim job?

y not

will you sit on my face then?

***what***

thats the bb code way to bold

and its wrong anyway

[b]TEXT[/b] is the way to bbcode bold

i accidentally made a dino from the slime

i'm so bored

once a upon a time there was a rat

he had no teeth

the way he ate cheese was by cutting the cheese up with his nails

then swallowing the peices whole

Why does he have no teeth?

for his entire 2 years of life, he ate cheese with no teeth

until one day, he swollowed a piece of cheese so large

he choked and died

the end

^ ready my story and tell me your opinion @everyone

amazing story

its real gud

It gave me eye cancer

I'm going to assume Brett Keane's dad knocked his teeth out

its the next 2001

I didn't like the story

Um needs work

Its very concise.

and by amazing i mean it gave me ultra aids

its a good one

FUCK YOU ALL I'M A GOOD WRITERS

I was sleeeeeping. :C

wait rats dont have nails they have claws

It needs more substance

It teaches kids that people compensating for their disabilities will choke on cheese bits

no it sucks

rat turds are fucking cute

EW

kys

wtf

kms myself

repzion eats rat turds