`I am not used to white names`

No.

My name Jeff is a nice joke.

Just like my life.

I have a very feminine body.

Although I am male.

My mother likes calling me a Hawaiian faggot.

My gender is level 17 cock sucker. My class is food.

Because it's small enough to fit in it? lol

cunt

Don't come back

Oh

I was joking.

I feel bad.

Shit.

👁👅👁

Fat fok

Toc I'll eat all your food.

Aight

Nagger

Stop nagging me >:c

>>>:::VVV

I am gay.

I suck major dick.

Then you are bi.

I am still a cock sucker.

Emperor? More like false god.

😎

Yes!

I AM A HERETIC

CUM IN ME BRUH

Uwaa~ x3 Kawaii

I want to die.

lol

That's for obese people.

But you're fat tho

Well not actually fat.

I wouldn't know.

Oh

That's actually pretty nice.

I just really don't get the point of Coke Zero.

Everyone has their own taste, I guess.

And here I am, a pepsi fag.

I like it more than Coke.

Whenever I drink Coke I just feel like my teeths are gonna fall off in a matter of seconds.

I never made my own Ketchup, but I assume it would automatically be better than Heinz's.

I make the best Crême Brulée though.

What do you mean?

No I don't.

tf

I can finally sleep.
They made me work night shift.
On Christmas eve.

Can someone calculate (11.75 x 5)1.5 for me?

I'm a lazy fuck.

Nevermind.

My mother is baking cookies.

I don't get why my father hasn't married her yet.

30 years together in two months.

I can't wait until spring so I can go jog with my boyfriend again.

Chocolate chip cookies

I've been wondering, where do Americans put their organ donor signature?

Is it on their driving license?

But what if you don't have one??

Ah, alright.

In my province we just put a sticker with our signature on the back of our health card.

jailb8

Hi bored, I'm dead.

My boyfriend just left.

He left because he also wants to spend time with his family. 😢

He and I are gonna play bow tag soon tho. 😎🤘

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZqALtGuXtY )

i can be ur angle 📐
or yuor devil 👹

I never played Until Dawn and I feel bad for it.

The hell is "life day"?

It's 3am, I should really sleep. 😅

I'll sleep when my battery dies, only 5℅ remains.

Also, I saw Dr. Strange today.

It was so nice.

You know what sucked last night?

I had to work night shift baking doughnuts.

I sure hope so.

I should get paid 1.5x my normal salary.

But because I work night shift, they'll only pay the extra on the hours of the 25th.

So only 5 hours.

I get paid 11.75CAD and only work part time on weekends.

`My boss is kind of a bitch`

Ahh, the joy of working at a fast food restaurant as a naive teenager. 😃

We're missing lots of equipments which makes my job very hard at time, because I have to calculate when to use ovens, or it could mess up my whole doughnut production.

Well yeah, it is indeed money, but when you have to spend it all for your family's bills, it's not really "fun" anymore.

But I could consider myself very lucky though.

My family is still very intact.

My parents have been together for nearly thirty years now and I don't see it imploding itself anytime soon, so that's reassuring. 😅

I have my luck, and others have theirs.

Although my uncle was the guy that destroyed my father's family, basically molesting his own son, my brother and one of our cousin. A lot of my dad's siblings took the dude's side. He only got three years of jail because of all the testimonies for the "good citizen" thaf he was. The justice system is crippled in my province.

Aight, time for me to sleep, phone's at one percent. Sweet dreams!

70mph

😅✌

Thirthy-four, and here I am with half of that age. :x

Hey Repoo!