Just gain 15 more pounds of muscle, then wax yourself from everywhere neck down

someone wax me, my dog can't do it anymore

Oh mu

>your dog

????

wot

Poor babies

feels concerned man

candle wax? @Repzion

i'm the baby, my dogs take care of me

Im a dog

this is mara speaking right now

daniel is passed out

They've probably seen you use that fleshlight way too many times

😮

explains soooo much tbh

mara wonna play arma?

Yeah mara what did u see

i shit on daniels face cause he didn't feed me this morning

EW

😂😂😂

oh my.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

glorious

Good puppy

Ya nasty

what other things should we do to daniel while he's passed out

eat his toilet paper next'

dog can type and read. cant feed self

LOL

so non of you want 2 play arma

nty

Draw a dick on his face

priorities

ok, can't hold a pencil sorry. dog paws are limiting

Time for me to "sleep", good night.

Piss on his deadpool cosplay and let him find it next con

Or tweet out something embarrassing

^

i don't know daniels passwords

just pee on everything.