ok

There's going to be a new Pirates of the Caribbean.

Yeah

Dead men tell no tale

@sentri it sounded like you told him he has an autistic soul

Haha that too

Trump concert off the hook

@Repzion I'm making something for you. It's not fan art but it's something I think you'll really like.

I just realised I've been confusing John Voight and Christopher Walkin for my entire life.

Dookie

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Anyone else ever had that satisfying feeling of taking a good dump? U feel so light

😂

Tfw you mixed up Eddie Murphy and Will Smith because all black people look the same.

I have.

lol

Ahhh u feel like taking over the world with that feeling TBH lol

Yeah.

😂

xD

tfw you finally release a poop after hours of constipation.

Nice.

Tfw to those days when u have super bad constipation that your butthole rips and bleeds

😂😂😂

oh

my

oh no....

no homo

I have not had that happen.

My mom told me drinking vinegar helps push the poop out during constipation.

Pffft it happened to me twice

I thought I was gonna die tmi

0_0

I have never had my butt bleed D:

mfw the jews escape the gas

^true

It was just stuck and I pushed so hard that started to bleed

YO

LMAO