wait you still have an eye contact issue

there was this one part of history where the ocean near helsinki was so full of shit

you could walk on it

Yeah i heard about that

and as in literal shit

the merrimack river was orange with industrial waste once

good thing i was born near it....not

ugh

i mean holy fuck

why not throw in shitty eyesight

and chronic kidney disease?!

why do i have to be this goddamn nonfunctional

well this got

rather...

all im saying is

nobody should have to see themselves pee their own blood

like, often

alright now im feeling little bit too weirded out

"I'm Turning Into A Human Statue"

aaaand back to normal

thanks hitler

hitler is always around when needed

is hitler around when finnish SS division needs him?

no he shot himself

DUH

/derp

did you know

that some finnish men were in germany defending berlin when it fell?

I mean i could've assumed at least one

but i wasn't aware of any organized defense

i fucked off those losers

i think it was like a quarter of the Finnish SS division

oh dear

IZ DA B0SS

LOOK LIKE WE'RE WORKING

"oh yes so much empire stuff"

Guten Morgen

"gotta file this empire stuff"

Güten Tagen

"terry can you file this empire stuff for me?"

*act like you know german, he will never know*