When I get some cash ill try get it sorted

i had to do this thing for school and we had to feed a family of six for a week with 100 dollars

so i have all these prices

Im one of those people that don't gain weight

protein

I'm keen for some steak

put protien powder and peanut butter in a blender with some oates and fruits

then pour into a tray and let it set in a fridge overnight

My brother puts egg In his

then cut into bars

well that was ingredients for weight gaining bars i know how to make

That's pretty sweet

not really the taste of the oates balances it out and also it depends on ratios

Or I could hit the roids

Someone just send me a dildo as a prank and now my mum probably thinks I'm gay

Thanks whoever

my mum wanted to buy me one for my 16th birthday

Your mum is a very accepting and open person

yea she really is

shes bi married but has side people arranged with dad

she also wanted me to be a lesbian so i wouldnt get pregnant at 14, she thinks im a lesbian now but boyfriend yano

Wow damn set me up with ya mum she sounds like an amazing lady xD

ha no she aint

how so?

roids can cause impotence and loss of appetite

so the opposite effect of what u want

YOU are an appetite.

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what do you mean, your mom wants a lesbian daughter?

She cant force whats born

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Praise kek

Praise Shrek

Shrek is drek

shrek is gay

shrek is BAE

Delet

wat

Now

lets keep this chat going people

Ive had the worst headache the past 4 hours and cant sleep