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"Jim i want you to cum a load of Boglins over my corpse for my funeral whilst screaming because i'm Jim Fucking Sterling Son..."
I honestly believe if you had to choose a height but couldn't choose gender for your child that you should choose tall...ness
BUT THE BIGGEST DISSAPOINTMENT IS THAT THIGH HIGH SOCKS ARE NOT THIGH HIGH
They're hip high?
ye
being a really short guy is worse than being a really tall girl imo
:D
I getcha, Olivia.
i'm not short by any means ladies do call me up
they wayy below the knee :/
haha
You have the opposite of my problem
It sucks.
But hey, at least we're unique, right?
cuz they can't haha
manlet issues
i do feel bad for the short bros tho
And everyone assumes your able to carry them
I cannot because I'm already bringing the team average down.
like, I'm not that attractive but I still feel worse for an attractive short guy than I do for me
To select a short husband would be suicide on the genetics
I dont like jacked guys
I like Jack guys
Lean is better
Jack is a cool name
Jack Sparrow!
Coolest ever
I dunno
I'm all about that 0 effort fam rn rocking a beer belly and slightly above average musculature
Yeah
You guys are pretty autistic manchildren
And I'm a loli
like 2 months ago I was /fit/
But they learn books and smarts and make tons of money 😛
That's my crowd right there
and last summer I was t h i c c
where the wind takes you ma man
Those are the guys who appreciate this.
If hes nice and likes cats mehh thats all u need in a guy
^