Message from @mr cowboy crab

Discord ID: 289888117681291265


2017-03-10 22:30:15 UTC  

Then no.

2017-03-10 22:30:19 UTC  

haha

2017-03-10 22:30:19 UTC  

Just read a very interesting YT comment

2017-03-10 22:30:21 UTC  

"Jim i want you to cum a load of Boglins over my corpse for my funeral whilst screaming because i'm Jim Fucking Sterling Son..."

2017-03-10 22:30:28 UTC  

I honestly believe if you had to choose a height but couldn't choose gender for your child that you should choose tall...ness

2017-03-10 22:30:28 UTC  

BUT THE BIGGEST DISSAPOINTMENT IS THAT THIGH HIGH SOCKS ARE NOT THIGH HIGH

2017-03-10 22:30:41 UTC  

They're hip high?

2017-03-10 22:30:51 UTC  

ye

2017-03-10 22:30:53 UTC  

being a really short guy is worse than being a really tall girl imo

2017-03-10 22:30:55 UTC  

:D

2017-03-10 22:31:01 UTC  

I getcha, Olivia.

2017-03-10 22:31:01 UTC  

i'm not short by any means ladies do call me up

2017-03-10 22:31:07 UTC  

they wayy below the knee :/

2017-03-10 22:31:08 UTC  

haha

2017-03-10 22:31:10 UTC  

You have the opposite of my problem

2017-03-10 22:31:14 UTC  

It sucks.

2017-03-10 22:31:25 UTC  

But hey, at least we're unique, right?

2017-03-10 22:31:30 UTC  

cuz they can't haha

2017-03-10 22:31:35 UTC  

manlet issues

2017-03-10 22:31:46 UTC  

i do feel bad for the short bros tho

2017-03-10 22:31:53 UTC  

And everyone assumes your able to carry them

2017-03-10 22:32:10 UTC  

I cannot because I'm already bringing the team average down.

2017-03-10 22:32:12 UTC  

like, I'm not that attractive but I still feel worse for an attractive short guy than I do for me

2017-03-10 22:32:15 UTC  

It gets better - PSA

2017-03-10 22:32:33 UTC  

To select a short husband would be suicide on the genetics

2017-03-10 22:32:37 UTC  

I dont like jacked guys

2017-03-10 22:32:45 UTC  

I like Jack guys

2017-03-10 22:32:48 UTC  

Lean is better

2017-03-10 22:32:49 UTC  

Jack is a cool name

2017-03-10 22:33:08 UTC  

Jack Sparrow!

2017-03-10 22:33:12 UTC  

Coolest ever

2017-03-10 22:33:17 UTC  

I dunno

2017-03-10 22:33:19 UTC  

I'm all about that 0 effort fam rn rocking a beer belly and slightly above average musculature

2017-03-10 22:33:29 UTC  

Yeah

2017-03-10 22:33:33 UTC  

You guys are pretty autistic manchildren

2017-03-10 22:33:36 UTC  

And I'm a loli

2017-03-10 22:33:36 UTC  

like 2 months ago I was /fit/

2017-03-10 22:33:40 UTC  

But they learn books and smarts and make tons of money 😛

2017-03-10 22:33:46 UTC  

That's my crowd right there

2017-03-10 22:33:51 UTC  

and last summer I was t h i c c

2017-03-10 22:33:55 UTC  

where the wind takes you ma man