*real*

🆗

Oml

Oh my.

👀

um

b
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r
k

My dog looks like its suffering

so kill it

Rip in teething

No ill give it some *ice*

no just kill it

^

No i payeded money for it

(o)

Lol

anyone wants a red bell pepper?

I need a new mouse :C

Yes

I need a new dick

but yes I'll take your red pepper

You can eat them like apples

they are very sweet

*sticks out dick*

take it

im an economics student

we dont use our dicks anyways

n-no...

:C

hi dad

repzion-pai

I swear my dog was trying to get the blanket off the table yeah? And he failed the first time, looked at me, sat down and i swear he was expecting me to get it, but then he got it himself

The end

fucking brilliant story

9/11 mate

Thanks i am going to do extenshun 3 english now cos i am so certain my writing is good

nigga

they need you at MARVEL

unironically.

Oh

9/11 memes