Hiking is an excuse for me to exercise lol

Think that was a CIA inside job?

I love hiking but one of my legs is broken

He got hit by a parked car

Oh

Yeah parked at 40 mph

Ouch

It's not the speed that gets ya

It's suddenly stopping

rip

My dog keeps getting behind me on the seat and biting my ass

He wants a piece of that fat ass.

Oh but im not thicc

He just hasnt seen *real* ass

***real*** ass

*real*

🆗

Oml

Oh my.

👀

um

b
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k

My dog looks like its suffering

so kill it

Rip in teething

No ill give it some *ice*

no just kill it

^

No i payeded money for it

(o)

Lol

anyone wants a red bell pepper?

I need a new mouse :C

Yes

I need a new dick

but yes I'll take your red pepper

You can eat them like apples

they are very sweet

*sticks out dick*

take it

im an economics student